I hate to say it, but the film was as painful as a UTI.

Here's a palate cleanser. Everything about this story is the worst.

Probably not, but you know they’ll be relieved it’s not a white wife on that show. Remember the social media backlash from that Honey Nut Cheerios commercial? Salty cracker flambé.

No. They never stop whining.

Mine played fetch for about three days before remembering she was a cat. Those were an awesome three days.

Key & Peele plus kitten? I can’t wait to see this.

yo but fuck her friend who’s like “umm, michelle? you’re on camera? aren’t you trying to be gluten-free? ummm sorry about my friend guys”

You think that slice is so tiny to make his hands look bigger?

I mean I would be livid too honestly, like "Surprise your cohost is quitting" If I were her though I would be more angry at him for not telling her than the network. Like they have been on for how long together?

Date: April 19, 2016

we did, actually, for like, 8 months, but it got really gross, and since it was a really cheap costume, it fell apart in the wash.

I’m legitimately curious as to where one would wear a bodysuit to work out? Is this a thing? Or is it strictly meant for athleisure?

I like knowing who the Piece of Shit of the Day award goes to before 9am; thanks Jez!

AGREED.

THAT IS NOT HOW YOU FRIEND

Bob may be only an amateur historian but that is some professional level snark.

“Got a lot wrong” strikes me as a funny way of putting it, since the movie seems to have virtually nothing to do with the actual history.

For real!!! I love them all so much. Someone on twitter pointed out that the oldest son will inevitably place Drake in the future Lifetime movie of his life. Which is so spot on.

I tried to make my kid’s first words “brains” (because in baby speak it would be “bwaaaains”) but they all say easy things like dada and up and hi first.

Diane is my favorite Blackish character. I miss her beef with Charlie.