She probably would spend the whole time telling you how high she was, like great Taylor good for you, now shut the fuck up and watch planet earth like the rest of us

whoa for a minute there I thought Taylor herself took the acid and was disturbing and dangerous. Which I only slightly believe, as I see her as being one of those really, really annoying people when high.

Agreed. It’s a level of self control which I find reassuring in someone who may soon have access to nuclear launch codes

I would need this sized mug if I had the same scrutiny in my life as Hillary Clinton.

I hope she took some cheesecake to go, and when she got to her hotel she poured a mug-ful of wine and ate a ton of cake.

If that isn’t a show of strength I don’t know what is.

Hugh John Mungo Grant. Mungo is now a thing I’m going to call people. Look at this Mungo over here.

My guess would be that what you’re seeing is that you look TIRED, because no doubt you are. It’s surprisingly easy to get used to chronic tiredness but it is not good for us. You are in no way lazy - this is a punishing day-to-day routine.

I have recently had a similar psychological experience and spent major time researching skin care. Your regimen looks good to me! One thing I learned (I read someone’s PhD thesis that was posted online) is that mixing retinoids and AHAs decreases their effectiveness. Your Paula’s Choice is an AHA and your Neutrogena…

Yes! Like I want people to say at my funeral, “She was kind of a fuck up, but damn her skin was beautiful.”

this and this and this (in green)

Martha Stewart is 74??? Brb, going to buy every single skin care product she recommends.

You are still not supposed to eat meat on Fridays in Lent. The former rule that is now defunct is that you weren’t supposed to eat meat on any Fridays.

Omg my mother goes to Mass like every 5 years (randomly not on holidays) but if we eat meat on Fridays during Lent she loses her mind.

Oh, we can do what men can do and we have to do it while it feels like our insides are in a vice and we’re losing so much blood that we’re practically fainting. The real question is, when it comes to living your day to day life, can men perform all the labour that women (while on their periods) do?

Both. I get both. My other favorite thing is how there are just so many damn bodily functions/fluids in the morning. Like there’s the rivers of blood, the weird period poops, the first morning pee, the first nose blow of the day, wiping sleep out of the eyes. Like, I’m just over my corporeal existence within the first…

When I saw my first period clot, I assumed it was where the egg was.

Right? Make them take a mystery pill 3 times a day. Could be placebo. Could be a laxative. Could be an Ambien. Could be an emetic....

Also, I forgot the amazing first day of your period where you (or at least I) pee and poo off one pant size.

Period blood is only part of the whole period experience. Were they forced to use stool softeners to get period shits? What about a cramp machine? What about having to pass blood clots?