I’ve heard that take on things, but I really don’t think that’s it. I think the flyover states think New York is some debaucherous hell-town full of prostitutes and drug lords

When he says “New York values”, I just assumed he meant “Jewey-Jewtown.”

For the record when people say “New York Values” they mean white and black and brown people living next door to each other. Gays freely walking the streets and going to bars to enjoy themselves. Muslims, jews, christians, atheists, all shopping, dining, etc together. Everyone living the lives they want without trying…

I’ll add that while his not being from the U.S. should be a benefit, I think it’s a problem. Oliver, coming from Britain, has a fascination with America that is deeply inbred from decades of our “special relationship”. Also, he personally seems to be invested in the idea of America being a place that could very easily…

But that’s the thing - she’s not TRYING to be a Reporter. She IS a Reporter.

“9 year old girls should be playing with dolls, not trying to be reporters”

This is incredible!! Fuck yes, little girl, scoop all those professional reporters. Collect your Pulitzer in 10 years and laugh in their faces.

It drives me nuts when Sanders’ supporters try to pretend he’s some noble grandfather figure and not someone with a healthy ego who wants to win. There isn’t anything necessarily wrong with it but they condemn Clinton for these things. It’s infuriating.

I want, so badly, for Trevor Noah to be good at this.

Will the creators of the video face any consequences for inciting terrorism?

“One person setting fire to an abortion clinic will not do anything but thousands setting fire to an abortion clinic will speak volumes….It is not violent to set a building on fire…If thousands rallied together to set each murder house on fire, we would see the end of abortion…”

There were 2 reasons I chose our pediatrician, and it was based on negative Yelp reviews.

And the one POC who they keep tracking down to ask her opinion on race is just exhausted really. She just wants to be left alone.

Yeah, I see what they were going for, but in their defense, it would have taken at LEAST another half an hour to find a person of color in Portland to run that name by.

Where's my authentic little mermaid where the mermaid turns into sea foam at the end and dies?

Burt’s always a riot.

If you’re a six in Europe then times that by 2, plus 32....so in America you’re a 44!

Now I’m confused because Europe uses the metric system; maybe I’m only a 6 in America, but it converts to a 10 overseas?