This is not segregation. You don’t know what segregation is. That is the problem here. This is like affirmative action. It’s a redistribution of access to a public resource to a group that has been historically disenfranchised of that resource. If you understand the difference between segregation and affirmative…

Wait where are these women parking spaces. And specifically are they at Trader Joe’s.

I think if women would prefer to sit in their own car it should be their decision. And men shouldn’t be such sensitive delicate flowers that they consider women having one other option being treated like a criminal. It’s not treating them like criminals. It’s giving some people a space they wanted.

Another good question. Long story short: my husband started watching it, and my curiosity was piqued. So I watched the first episode with the resolve that I would not keep watching if it was too gory. It was DEFINITELY too gory. I also really, REALLY wanted to know what happened next. So here we are, five seasons…

Holy sh*t....what twisted soul came up with the crucifixion cookies?!?! That’s DARK.

Happy Easter, y’all. My local wine bar is having an adult Easter egg hunt later on this afternoon. I have no idea what it entails but I’m there.

No excuse for being shitty to the staff. I’ve no problem with making the property owner somewhat miserable (within reason), after all you should know this sort of stuff before buying the property. But treating the regular working people like shit should only entitle you to rat poison in your soup.

How dare she push for something that she was contractually entitled to, how dare she. I’m sure she probably was an asshole in other ways, but I’m on her side in not letting them slide on those ones.

Although I general hate people who treat other people badly (‘paying customer’ status does not justify being an a-hole), I do derive some pleasure from the thought that she maybe gave Drumpf all hell.

Hey, Anna, stop it. He loves women. Like his daughter that he wants to have sex with.

sloshing styrofoam takeout container filled with three-day-old mac and cheese Donald Trump

This must be the kind of stuff Trump means when he talks about “worse than waterboarding.”

You are now guilty of a hate crime. I hope you're happy.

At least he didn’t have to go outside the USA to get some strange, unlike some pumpkin colored candidates I could mention.

I refuse to believe that Ted Cruz has found 6 women to voluntarily have sex with him.

I absolutely will not. How dare you.

I would have probably just passed out cold if I saw my beloved, dearly departed James Gandolfini. The love of my life was his doppleganger.

Maybe before 30 Rock, but now if he tries to play any type of business man/sexy jerk, I just expect him to talk about capitlism and say, “Good god, Lemon.”