Apropos of nothing, Atlanta University became Clark-Atlanta University in 1988, as a result of a merger with Clark College, and is part of the Atlanta University Center, which consists of Spelman, Clark-Atlanta, Morehouse, and the Morehouse School of Medicine.

There’s a lot of middle ground between swallowing a whole load and cutting off your dick, friend.

She would have been perfect.

How I wish the producers could go back in time and cast Uzo Aduba. She’s such an incredible actress, can really sing, and looks a hell of a lot more like Ms. Simone.

All my Bernie supporting friends (well, Facebook friends anyway) are now talking about how they’re not going to vote at all if Hillary gets the nom, because she is just part of the “establishment” and the “war machine.” I’m not really into arguing with people on Facebook but it’s making me ragey— with everything at…

March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October, November: LET’S MAKE SOME FUCKING HISTORY.

This sentence stood out to me as well. Little rich girls can buy many things, but street cred isn’t one of them. The only times she took out her earrings during her “coming of age in Brooklyn” were when the diamonds got too heavy. I didn’t even know who this person was before, but I think she’s pretty horrible.…

And everyone knows you take your earrings out and hand them to your friend.

For me, it was this quote that affirmed she did not grow up in THAT Brooklyn. “in reality I was just a tired Mom in an Uber with my drapey cardigan tied around my waist”

This is less “eyebrow thread” and more errant Silly String cumshot.

She coated her hair with 100% organic flaxseed “petroleum” jelly and grabbed a handcrafted pearl handled straight razor out of the pocket of her $365 Rag & Bone jeans.

And you don't hold your own earrings! You pass them off to your girlfriend to hold! D'UH.

I cannot wait to see how Elizabeth Warren responds to this. She is the queen of taking down bullshit. I have my own problems with Debbie and her DNC practices so I am ready to break out the popcorn and watch this all play out.

I hope Hilliary nominates Obama.

Did you see John Oliver about abortion? A woman literally called a clinic and said “Ok, I’ll tell you what’s in my kitchen cabinet and you tell me what to take” because the clinic was inaccessible to her and they just couldn’t help her.

I had no opinion of her before but after spending 10-15 minutes on her blog I now think she could vie for the title of Worst Celebrity Offspring, and lord knows it's tough competition.

Afterwards, she tried to steal their car but (luckily!) Ben Carson was walking in to dinner. The nanny recognized him, took a couples of pictures, apologized for all the trouble, and left peacefully.

Ok obviously sexting the boss was entirely inappropriate, but calling your husband a LEGEND because he recorded the firing of her? And then listening to it with all of your girlfriends? That’s kind of just immature and cruel and unnecessary, grow up, you fired her and ended the situation, the humiliation isn't really…

Now at this point in Kyle’s story, the part of me who is the teenager who came of age in Brooklyn started bubbling up– and my hands started itching to take my earrings out and hold them while I got CRAZY.

This not-at-all-ridiculous-sounding incident definitely happened, that sultry nanny is for sure both real and quite horny, and furthermore why aren’t we all capitalizing Blogger to give it the gravitas it deserves, hmm