For whatever it’s worth, I don’t think Trump actually has the motivation or the smarts to materially damage the country.

“women with failed implants were removed from those studies”

Umm, at that point, you no longer get to call it a scientific study.

So I guess we’re still not getting that high-profile multiple-episode crime documentary about a black person getting treated like shit by the justice system, huh?

Omg. That (Brendan Dassey parts, especially his “ confession” and phone call to his mom) was the most heart wrenching thing I’ve ever seen :(

i Don’t know weather to give him Oscars for acting or lock in asylum?

As much fun as it is to watch the GOP freak out, this maniac should not be this close to any public office. It doesn't matter if everyone is sure that the Democrats can beat him, he should not be in a position to potentially become POTUS. I'm scared and I'm not even American.

And that’s wrap on today’s Jezebel episode of Best Beaches on the NH and MA coastline!

Dear Lord, the masses are not going to stop hanging out at Hamptom Beach just because of some female nipples. Trust me, there's way worse sights to be seen there and that doesn't stop them.

It’s not so much I want them to care. It’s just that a dead body smells unimaginably bad. So it’s more about the stench, the maggots, the decaying flesh, the bodily fluids, the bloating/gas. And it’s more than just a bad smell. That shit (literally, too!) lingers - trust me I work in a morgue. My designated work…

Wow, that’s quite the ‘long game’, as they say...

Jesus Christ, you’re incredibly consistently hilarious.

Yeah, it’s almost as if his abilities as a clockmaker weren’t as important as the mistreatment he received from his school and the local police, huh? Like his story wasn’t so much about engineering as it was bigotry?

As for Qatar, you’re right that it’s a pretty terrible place but tens of thousands of other Americans…

Sure, it’s easy to sound fishy - to any standard suburban white person who hasn’t experienced or witnessed hardcore demeaning bigotry first hand.

(Fuck even rich people like Johnny Depp have opted out of the country due to “too many people acting like unevolved idiots”.)

The MOST suspicious thing is that (and I don’t know if you’ve noticed) every eight ball purchased after Ahmed was born has an answer that says “Future seems murky but the one thing we can all agree about is that Ahmed Mohamed caused 9/11".

IF he has nothing to hide then WHY did the academy awards happen on a leap year?? If he's not a terrorist then why do flamingos stand on one leg while they sleep? I for one want answers.

So which is the fishy thing? That he made a clock, that the story got picked up by the national media after the Dallas Morning News published it, that they decided to move to Qatar after having a particularly bad experience in the state of Texas, or that the 16yo kid doesn’t take media interviews without his parents?

“The Bloodening”

Plot twist: your coworker was menstruating, but she’s also a werewolf.

Female co worker was telling a story earlier and said she wasn’t feeling well this past weekend “because of the moon.”

You can pry “The Communists are in the funhouse” from my cold dead hands