“Nothing is more important than the safety of our kids.”

It’s easy to say religion as already stated but I think that only is half the problem. The other half? Money. Making it and keeping it.

Not to mention they have yet to show me they are “pro-life” in any way. They support the death penalty, complete deregulation of gun control, doing away with WIC/Head Start/the Department of Education/low cost birth control/affordable healthcare/sex ed in schools/lower cost higher education. Pretty much anything that…

Great point I hadn't seen stressed before.

The U.S. healthcare system

But then they couldn’t keep you safe by selling you 5.00 bottles of water at the airport.

My family says this ALL THE TIME too! “I won’t do it! I tell you I won’t!”

It’s pretty easy to tell they’re padding the flight times when your boarding pass says the flight time is 2 1/2 hours but pilot says flight time is 90 minutes right before takeoff (without a tailwind).

We say this in my family whenever we need anything. Ice cream, laundry, dental floss, whatever.

I’ll laugh is Tom Hardy gets an oscar and not Leo. But laugh in a sympathetic way.

Um, I have serious reservations about a super religious guy who’s hobbies include “nannying”.

I introduced my husband to it, and he’s not a movie quoter. He feels like movie quoters are on a different level, so being around my family stresses him out. He can’t keep up. So last year when I was unemployed and ranting about how useless I felt, he got a round of applause for bursting out with “Your life is NOT…

I just found out that not only has my husband never seen Moonstruck, he doesn’t even know what it’s about and “thinks it looks cheesy.” I've married a monster.

My family knows and quotes every damn line from that movie at every family gathering.

She’s my favorite. The fact that she translates everything she’s saying as if you couldn’t understand it in either language, but that’s not going to stop her from speaking both - just like my grandpa. Salute a chi si beve, nono!

S’aprese il mio uomo!

Was this lady’s sister on one of those planes?

The one guy has a straight-up hair hat. It’s like he knows he’s going bald eventually so he’s getting out ahead of the curve by making his signature look “really obvious toupee” to set the stage for old-age plausible deniability.

“When you have an older-skewing audience, like this film, they don’t come out during opening week. You need some time for the audience to hear about it.”

“Weird how nobody’s in the mood for a little light gnawing of human flesh in mid-December?”