Gonna look weird when they both pretend to fall at the same time.

I’ll spend 90 bucks on a lipstick when it can give me a 15 minute orgasm every time I put it on.

Fun fact: not all thin people have eating disorders.

Because saying,

I decided to wait until after I read the comments. yay!

I’m completely fine with the very real possibility that I will live out the rest of my life having never watched this video.

First and foremost you kinja name is fantastic and it made my day.

Agreed. Read the headline and though “oh boy, here we go again.”
Pop the champaigne, we’re not nearly as racist as I thought.

Hopeful guests with stereotypically white names—like “Meredith O’Brien,” which was a name used in the study—garnered positive responses 50 percent of the time. Guests with black names—like “Rasheed Jackson,” also used—received positive responses at a rate of 42 percent.

I have American family, and the biggest difference that I can see between us is the whole gun culture. Canada has lots of gun lovers, but the culture around it is pretty different. Also, from visiting the US I think protestant christianity is more on display there.

There’s a perfume called Geir, and if they haven’t changed the formula in recent years, it smells exactly like woods right after a heavy summer downpour in the afternoon. I used to ride my bike around the neighborhood after summer thunderstorms (which usually meant around six in the evening), and there was this little…

During the height of it’s popularity, everytime I heard “Hands,” I got irrationally angry. Something about the lyrics. I was just like, “Really Jewel? That’s fucking stupid!"

Oh we will be. We love each other immensely and are very committed. We hit the five year mark back in August. We’re so perfect for each other our names even rhyme.

regular reminder that all babies look the same

#nofuckingpolyester

Honestly, I have never heard of a Twitter Q&A that goes as planned and where those organizing it can say “Yup, that was a good idea”. I don’t know why organizations even bother with them anymore.

okay but i finally learned how to fold a fitted sheet and that was a proud moment

“Go to break, then, Joe,” Trump responded. “All I’m doing is giving you the facts and you don’t wanna hear the facts.”