It’s dopey but went to Home Depot and bought a space heater that looks like a wood stove and has little faux flames. It is so cheesy, but I love it.

I had to read that fucking 3 times before I realized they were not talking about the prime minister of Canada. I need more coffee

Yes!! I had my first baby on Tuesday, and not being pregnant anymore after a tough pregnancy is freaking amazing. I had a c-section 4 days ago and can move better and with less pain now than I could in the weeks leading up to birth. My baby is also awesome, so between the joy of baby and the joy of non-pregnancy, I'm…

The best part about giving birth is that you’re no longer pregnant afterwards. And the baby, of course, but in the first few post-partum days, I was so shell-shocked the fact that there was a baby and that he was mine felt very abstract. Not being pregnant, however, felt very real and very amazing. A friend visited me…

Yes we do! And the most irritating part? I had damn near perfect skin as a teen. I feel like I’m being punished for that. :(

Uh, yah. PLUS wrinkles and gray hairs and facial hair run amok. WTF?

Congrats to her! She sounds like someone who really hates pregnancy so I’m happy for her that it’s over!

Yeah, it’s like being given a choice between bobbing for apples in raw sewage and sleeping with your head in a litterbox: “Um, I’ll take the cat shit, Alex.”

Frequent visits to the Canadian immigration website

guys hes not wrong

You know how when it’s a story about ridiculous humans and you somehow know it’s about Florida? When I hear stories about big-ass lizards and spiders my Australia-sense starts tingling. What the fuck Australia.

I’m sorry, ARE YOU COMPARING ME TO CREEPY WEIRD JAMES FRANCO?

I hate to do this, but her posing in a wheelchair like it is some sort of sexy glamorous accessory is actually a bit more than “semi-offensive.” If someone wearing, say, a Native American headdress as a costume is considered extremely insensitive (as it should be) and inappropriate, how is this any different? People…

Is this me being punished for requesting a KARDASHIAN FREE WEEK on Jezebel?

ugh and why is “american” supposedly a synonym for “white”?!?!

Yeah, this isn’t “Buy American”, this is “Buy White”. Which, fuck you guys, because there are white Americans that still manage to be “radical Islamist” terrorists. Nice try, though.

Ugh, goddamn fuck all of these xenophobic assholes. And your “american made” “support local economies” bullshit is so transparent. It’s 100% about being racist and screwing over brown people. No matter that they are good, enterprising and hard-working people. People that embody the values that are what America is…

Well, picking locks is in his skillset, so that’s something...

Because common sense would eliminate %95 of crises in TWD’s apocalypse world.