It’s particularly galling since the “speak English!” crowd generally speaks English so poorly themelves.

I am getting so sick of the whole “This is America, speak English” bullshit from these people. Especially when you walk into a presumably ethnic restaurant and then proceed to put your xenophobia on full display.

That’s what I do: When I want to see Americans speaking English, I go to a kebab shop.

If there is nothing else I believe to be true in the world, I believe Kanye is the sort of man with a signature floral arrangement.

This is about my twin sister. First day of school, she was in second grade. A boy named Ricky started picking on her. Pulling at her hair, slapping, kicking and terrorizing her. She was scared but nobody did anything. The teacher just told Ricky to stop it but he continued. He was big and an asshole. He grabbed her…

So, when I was in kindergarten, I wasn’t allowed to carry an umbrella on the bus.

Man, I was sure the sex worker one would be a winner!

Although, fun fact I learned while researching my question: The Postmaster General used to be in the Presidential Order of Succession.

While nobody who victimizes children (or anyone, for that matter) deserves pity, pedophilia is a psychiatric disorder. How is addressing the issue early on not “help” for the person with the disorder?

Blue cheese on a burger is one of those things that’s really good for two bites, and then way too much.

I had no idea that her character was supposed to be older than Bradley Cooper’s. I did, however, think during the movie “Man, isn’t she a little young to have had some of these life experiences?”

Maybe robot form. A big, gaudy, shiny, class act robot.

Kraft singles aren’t even cheese. They are an all-processed, non-dairy, no-cheese, cheese-like products. You’re wrong and I say good day to you.

That is not fucking lasagna that is honest to god terrorism.

I’LL BE THERE WITH THREE DIFFERENT TYPES OF CHEESE AND BUTTER TO PUT ON MY SUPERIOR FUCKING GRILLED CHEESE YOU ROGUEEEEEE

here’s a hot ass take for you:

Other Trump policy statements:

If it was this one, I hope he takes a moment to savor the irony.

juggling an array of end-of-year parties, concerts and “graduations” for her preschoolers.