Eh. My engagement ring belonged to my grandmother, and it was ring #2 for her out of 4 total marriages (get it, Grandma). I’m on the fence about bad juju but I’d like to think new owners can make their own history with an object.

like french fries on a sandwich

Dunno about around the back, but I can touch my belly button from the front. Boop. #notaclone #probablyamammal

It’s nighttime somewhere, Cookiepuss =)

Look at it this way: Snorting it is infinitely less trashy than smoking it #GLASSHALFFULL?

Speaking of misogyny, I’m surprised I haven’t seen a JFK conspiracy theory in which Jackie shot him. I think that’s the only ridiculous angle that hasn’t been promoted.

Exactly a year ago I hid my son’s 18-yr-old girlfriend from her abusive father. We called the cops and got the “it’s a he said-she said situation” routine. Yeah, because she obviously inflicted those bruises and scratches on herself while dad had no signs of injury. Fuck the fucking cops.

DON’T BREAK THE SEAL

*sniffle*

Oh god, I think I’m a goddamn Rockefeller when I get wasted. SHOTS FOR EVERYONE AT THE BAR.

Also:

I have called the cops multiple times when I needed help, and not fucking once have they proven their fucking worth to me.

I’m a middle-aged white woman living in the SF Bay area. House break in? Cops don’t come. I was attacked in SF by a group of kids with a crow bar and had to wait FOUR HOURS for the cops to show up at home to take a report. They don’t show up unless there is a chance they can use their weapons or break some heads.

DONT BREAK THE SEAL

Fuck you! I am so sick and fucking tired of assholes like you. Why don’t you come out your cowardly ass face and say what you mean. You’re a racist asshole who doesn’t see Black people as people and as such don’t care of the police act the fucking fool and brutalize them for no fucking reason. They wanted fucking…

i knew there was a reason i didn’t trust you

The next James Bond is Idris Elba or I'm going to ..... be very disappointed and will protest by not ordering popcorn at the theater. NO. POPCORN.

They’ve actually distanced themselves from a lot of their old stuff because they realize now that it was misogynistic and not in keeping with their values as they’ve aged. You kind of have to at least respect an artist who is like yes I did this, yes it made me wildly successful and yes, it’s problematic but I was…