The only way it could be any whiter is if she’d won.

I’m starring your comment, because it’s terrific, but I think it’s important to note that there is a black experience that has nothing directly to do with slavery in the Americas. My best friend from medical school is Nigerian. He does not think to himself, “would my ancestors have been slaves two centuries ago in the…

Funnily enough, I actually used to invent very pedestrian backstories, or just avoid talking about my childhood at all, to feel better about myself—I was desperately ashamed of the weirdness that was my early life. Perhaps the best bit (which I now find hilarious but thought I’d die before letting anyone else know for…

I can’t be the only person who wants to hear the religious cult story (if you want to share it).

Ha! I was born into a religious cult, basically, and my parents didn’t want the government to know I existed, so I was born at home and they never filed paperwork. When my mother finally got the hell out, she filed for birth certificates for me and my younger brother (I’m currently trying to help my brother get a copy…

Rachel, sweetheart: you’re self-absorbed, you’re in love with the sound of your own voice, you steal things from black people and claim them as your own, and you tell black people what to think. I’d say QUITE A FEW things about being white describe who you are PERFECTLY. Shit, you sued Howard for reverse racism, which…

We went to the DMV and my husband realized that his parents didn’t file a birth certificate until he was 4.5. Can’t decide if that’s when they realized he wasn’t going to die (infant mortality rates in the late 80’s-early 90’s, you know) or if that’s just when they decided to keep him.

Hey, I didn’t get a birth certificate until 7 years after I was born! Maybe I should start wearing bronzer and wigs and pretending to have hate crimes committed against me, too!

Because she’s a lying sack of shit blackface weirdo?

What? You find it declasse to walk around with the word JUICY printed across your buttocks? Harrumph! Inconceivable!

Same. I hate logos and pretty much always have. I don’t care if it’s for a luxury brand like Louis Vuitton or Chanel or a middle class mall brand like Abercrombie. It’s tacky. It’s ugly. It’s completely idiotic to pay to advertise a company.

I agree my feeling has also always been “I’m going to pay an obscene amount of money to give you free advertising? Fuck that, pay me to carry it”

Loving Arms of the Patriarchy is going to be the name of my Brothel.

equality is coming, Jon Snow whispers to no one, brushing his long beautiful locks as he yearns for the time when he will no longer be judged for his choice in hair aesthetics.

Actually I am adorbs

Lol

hard nah.

Is it weird that I agree with her 1000% on this? What’s going on in this world where I believe Miley Cyrus is giving sound advice?! Somebody hold me...

You guys, Miley gets me.