She hasn’t met even met a teeny, tiny percentage of Black men in the US and certainly not globally so how can she make that statement? Some of my closest friends are White women. Would it make sense to say “White women love me?”

Well, it’s not a stereotype describing you, so I can see why it wouldn’t bother you very much, but can you see how it might bother someone else?

Pants feelings? Thor gives me pants feelings. I like it.

HE CAN PUT HIS TONGUE IN MY CHEEK, AMIRITE?
(am i doing this right?)

Is he going to put on huge glasses and answer the phone with, “Ghostbustahs, whaddaya want?!”

I just imagined Chris Evans vacuuming my apartment and now I want it more than pretty much anything.

On behalf of myself and the confusing adult feelings I have for Thor, I accept and endorse this decision.

I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME.

God I hope he wears the glasses.

“we’re trying to have a goddam society here” — I love this so much.

Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,…

On the one hand, I share Jennifer Aniston’s feelings about Justin Theroux. On the other hand, she has slept with Brad Pitt, John Mayer, and Vince Vaughn, so as Tim Gunn would say, I am concerned about her taste level.

Those cats are definitely going to grow up to be strippers.

Angelface? He adopted a cat not a Precious Moments figurine.

My cats are Lord Stark the Earless One, Hiro the Mopey, and Veronica. It is allowable to name cats weird things.

Reading how Renee was treated made me feel ill. I’m so so so sorry.

I assume it’s like the Pine Barrens in New Jersey. A vast wilderness where you’ll occasionally step over the body of someone Mark Zuckerberg had killed.

Ray J also had his Top 8 in Kim.

“HOME MOVIES”

I’m pissed that this happened to Renee, but I’m also glad that this story was shared because it happens to me constantly when I’m with my white friends.