Actually they're illegal without the written consent of both parties unless there is a court order. But don't let facts get in the way of your ridiculous sperm-jacking panic.

my issue with Benedict is he says problematic shit all the time, not just that one time, that was just the most high profile. What good is an apology if it doesn't correspond to a change in action? Meanwhile, I somehow doubt Hough will do blackface again. Again, I'm not saying either should be off the hook or not, I…

This idea of the "package" is very intriguing to me and it's a good description of what I've attempted to describe to people previously about why I don't want children...

"to fulfill its primal biological destiny." - how I will be referring to my bathroom trips UTFN.

I got her back! Also, here's a bonus photo of her being EXTRA fucking gorgeous. Whenever someone is like "you sued a crazy drug dealer for your cat? Why?" I show them this photo. Could you say no to this face? I think not.

I love it when the two women can confront a man together. SISTERHOOD.

UK. No financial support whatsoever (apart from a small guilt payment the first Christmas that didn't cover the rent arrears, but was appreciated anyway). And yes it should be mandatory, but (deep breath) things had got so ugly by then that he had 'decided' that the kids probably weren't his anyway. He was on the…

My mom was trying to get back in shape after her 4th kid by walking around the neighborhood. She repeatedly saw the same woman walking at the same time as her and so they eventually started up a conversation and became walking buddies. They both talked about their husband and boyfriend, thinking nothing of them…

OH MY GODDDDDD

I've told this story before here. But.

"Sorcia, I'm in love with your best friend [a dude with a hilariously ridiculous name that I cannot post here]. We're moving to Virginia and I hope you'll be happy for us."

I was seeing one of my longtime best guy friends (whom I'd kissed a couple times over the course of our friendship, but had just started, like, being with in any more significant capacity). He told me that he loved me quickly. The whole thing was very intense. I'd been hearing rumors from mutual friends that he was…

College, I was dating a douche y Navy ROTC dude who lived in his frat house. He bailed on a date night with me because he was "sick," so being a dutiful girlfriend, I took some chicken noodle soup over to the frat house. Walk in, walk up to his room, and there he is, banging some rando chick. I hurled the soup at…

actually women at any age into casual hook up, kids

He's the freakiest freak alive. Call him. Don't call him if you're not a nasty freak. Freak freak freak freak freak freak freak freak. Call him at 1879. CALL HIM OH MY GOD WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE CALL JAX?!

I swear to god, I'm fearful this is my uncle. The voice is just like his and we've all heard stories about dear Uncles freaky, freak side.

well i think he is a missionary guy, he wants to try woman on top

He would've saved himself a lot of time if he'd just said-

"Hey, this is Jacks and I want to do butt stuff."

Ok, good that's what I was thinking. "But, but ... that's how I make broth."

I'm confused about why it's called bone broth. I have been making broth with discarded chicken bits for...ever. Now it's suddenly this magical "bone broth".