Hulu! Hulu! It's on Hulu!

I wish it was on Netflix even more than I wish that Tom Hiddleston was my husband.

"For those who don't speak Spanish and/or who haven't worked in restaurants and listened to back of house employees swear at servers and customers"

Is there more in the Tower of Dick tag? I'm just curious....

I get super frustrated when nipples are removed from garments because then I start to question if the bra is lined or not. What does the underwear look like? Is this a sheer overlay on top of something else? If you're that nervous, put florescent green pasties on the model's breasts, then I can see what's going on…

I think the problem people are having is not with her age but with her lack of finesse. Her brashness and boldness used to be carefully orchestrated in a way that was both shocking and somehow elegant. What she's doing now just feels like an out of touch mom trying to "be hip." It comes off as sad.

Madonna should spend more time making us pancakes and less time with the PROVOCATIVE TALK.

As a former law student, I don't know how anyone can put up with fucking even one of us at a time.

I'm using this phrase as foreplay dirty talk now. "Open my door, handsome stranger. Be careful, it gets a bit stuck, the humidity lately just causes it to swell up in the jamb."

This season

Exclusive set pictures:

I work very close to a tower of dicks...

This week, as I've forced myself to sit through multiple listens of Rebel Heart

The worst is when they actually believe they're being "apolitical." As if the privilege to be content with the status quo and refuse any political labels or work somehow happens in a vacuum where all politics and ideology cease to exist just because you're a lazy and self-involved motherfucker.

I only just placed it.

Why do we have to have that label to divide us?

"The lifelong ambition I still want to fulfill is to go on a dream date with Drake–and only kiss him," says Madonna. Does Madonna know what "lifelong" means?

It's pretty funny, considering most of the people criticizing the movie/book as abusive are actual practitioners of BDSM themselves, so maybe it is you who is not educated, Dakota?

Dakota Johnson says that those who compare Fifty Shades of Grey to domestic violence are presenting an "uneducated opinion."