Y'all, according to her, we haven't had a president since 2008!! It's so weird no one has noticed...

Shhhh.

It'd be a lot more scary if she wasn't retired.

THANKS OBOMBA

I will not apologize for that joke.

"God. Dammit."

I love when politicians like Santorum have to face the hatred they've cultivated.

The perfect ironic hell for conspiracy nuts would be a world in which everything they believed in is true.

Yeah, it turns out when you recite all of the anti-Obama scare tactics at once, you sound kind of crazy.

Why is the Congress rolling over and lettin' this Communist dictator destroy my country?

"ruthlessly aborted"

one of the more subtle, yet important, political skills is "looking interested while a deranged person is shouting nonsense at you" and Ricky is CRUSHING IT in that regard

Honestly, you take out the sentence about the nuke, and I'm pretty sure someone said this on FOX & Friends this morning.

Tried to nuke Charleston? Man these bigots sure are getting creative with their dog whistles. So many words for "I'm pissed a nigger is in the white house".

The fact that this loon is a retired schoolteacher scares the shit out of me.

Did they include a tiny little hanger with the glitter?

Fun fact: on my 20-somethingth birthday, my now-husband put on Limp Bizkit in the car, and I burst into tears and screeched, "Are you mad at me??" Because that's the only reason I could conceive of for him playing Limp Bizkit.

Is Poop still something you might put out?

children are also starving in africa so i don't know what she is complaining about