Battery Park, at night, by the water and illuminated by the Statue of Liberty. Only audience was rats and potential muggers, which is just the way I likes it.

Can I mention how lucky I am to have a man who made me wait at a spot at Glacier National Park for 5 minutes for 4 other people to leave in order to ask me, quietly, to marry him. No videos, no cameras, no audience. I am lucky.

It's for kids who were popular in high school and that's their whole identity and then they get to college and realizes no one gives a shit. So their parents pay for them to join a frat where they can be surrounded by people who are just as important & cool as they are. That way, they don't have to worry about you…

That's one of the primary functions of Facebook - to help you find out which of your friends are huge bigots and you just hadn't noticed before.

• We shouldn't expect any better because this was a southern fraternity*, so we should expect prejudice and should not be surprised. As a southerner, I find that insanely fucking offensive.

*Since when is Oklahoma considered the south? did I miss a memo? I mean, is it? I always considered it the west. Ish.

What you should have done was reply, "Response to what?" and if he replied and reminded you of what he said a month ago, reply with only an "Oh yeah." Just those two words and nothing else. Then simply don't reply ever again.

Oklahoma isn't "the South," but they are under the delusion they are.

Some people have to pay for friends.

His Facebook posts aren't public, are they? Feel free to email: anna.merlan@jezebel.com

We shouldn't expect any better because this was a southern fraternity*, so we should expect prejudice and should not be surprised. As a southerner, I find that insanely fucking offensive.

He was actually responding to a post of one of his other (female) friends, who also went to our school. Her post was something similar, along the lines of "must be a slow news day...all of the SAE guys I knew at school were great." I won't even go into why thats statement itself is ridiculous because I'm sure it's…

Remind me why frats and sororities are a thing again?

So apparently there is a line these frats can't cross...as long as it's caught on video.

And allergy season. More sunshine is cheerful and all, and I like that I will finally be able to drive on non-icy roads again, but the sunshine also says, "get ready to look at me from inside the house, because I will taunt you for the next several months, and punish you with the feeling of cotton-filled sinuses and…

Lmao. No, Leafs v. Blues in Toronto! Leafs got their asses kicked, as per.

Update: Alcon-ex just texted me and said he's so fucking tired he's just not going to work today.

you're out at the club on Saturday night

And then, one day after the club and sleeping into 11:30 thing is long behind you, you have a kid who can't tell time yet and doesn't understand how Mommy can magically decide that he needs to fucking get in the car and go to school even though the sun just came up and it is clearly still jammy time! And on one level…

After seeing the Hemsworth brothers I HAD to Google what their parents looked like. My husband is right, I have the weirdest search history.