Oh my God, I just watched it. My IQ dropped three points.

I got so tired of my boss always commenting on my food at work, I stopped taking a break. I get to leave a half hour earlier and I no longer have to hear about what I’m eating.

She does it to take the focus off of herself. If she’s attacking another fat woman, the fat haters will look at the fat woman being attacked, not the attacker. It’s a fucked up mentality.

EXACTLY

I know, it blows my mind to think that my great grandparents came to America with practically nothing and yet by the time they had a grandkid, owned a home in Brooklyn. Good luck with that now.

I’m hugging you through my computer right now.

When you watch Netflix on a Roku this doesn’t happen. It does with Hulu, though, and it makes me so indignant. Like, you’ve given me a “Watch From the Beginning” category. I'm only doing what you've suggested.

Except for Clint, of course.

A vision impaired man asked me for help getting a bathroom door open on a train once. He was so apologetic and asked if I'd mind holding the lead of his service dog while he was in there. I said I didn't mind at all. The door slid shut and that very professional Golden just melted against my legs like any other fur…

Ugh. Just...ugh.

Thank you!

Your mom sounds like a truly wonderful person.

I tore a couple of muscles in my back a few years ago, and my mom drove five hours to where I was living. She cleaned my apartment, did my laundry, and cooked a bunch of stuff and put it in the freezer. I know how lucky I am :-)

My mom did not get along with one of my pop’s cousins. They kept it civil for the most part, but the cousin took it up a level by trying to tell some bullshit story about my mom at a family get together. It, of course, got back to my mom. So Mom was walking out of a drugstore one day, holding my brother’s hand (he was…

Right? I just cackled so hard!

Shit, I do this to everyone. It's a hard habit to break.

I've legit been considering Houston. I'm so sorry.

What he didn’t mention is that that total was over the course of their entire marriage.

So true! And I’m forever grateful that Chicago exists; I had two contracts in the Midwest that I thought I was going to lose my marbles at. Having a nice city within a two-three hour drive to escape to on the regular kept me from throwing my possessions in my car and zooming back East.

I think that’s punishment enough, to be honest.