Ahhh, Seattle is a great little city. My best friend lives in Portland and occasionally when I go out to visit her, we’ll drive up to Seattle just to eat lunch.

Do you really want an influx of New Yorkers and Los Angelinos hitting Chicago? Hush and be grateful.

I have a friend who does that. Honestly, though, I think because her primary social media site is tumblr, and everyone ‘hearts’ posts there as just an acknowledgment. Still odd when I post something sad or angry on Facebook to see it be ‘liked’.

I like how you think! I’m in!

I think the combo of the head tilt, the shadows, and the fact that my eyes are squished up from smiling just destroyed it. I’m going to own my old man-ness, though. I’m going to put on a cardigan sweater and holler at the neighborhood kids from my porch.

Yeah, it called me an old dude. If I could manage to get my boobs in the frame, maybe it’d appreciate my femininity? /sarcasm

Actually a 36 year old woman, but who’s keeping track...

WINNER! WE HAVE A WINNER!!

Add me to the “Holy crap, you’re not a guy!” list.

They fully believe that they’re above the law. It’s what they see every day; cops are untouchable.

Okay, that right there is awesome.

That’s right! That’s who it was!

I’m pretty sure I need rascally hyenas on the regular. There was an episode of Law & Order SVU where some guy had pet hyenas and I was freaking out about how badly I wanted one....until they ate him.

Oh, that was wonderful!! Thank you for that!!

I’m screeching! Thank you!!

I adore hyenas, but that link isn’t working for me :-/

Probably a conservative estimate of what I’ll spend on cookies over the course of my lifetime.

And my dear dear friend who I love lovelovelovelove is taking the summer off to travel around the country. Everybody keeps being like “won’t that be expensive” and she’s like “NO SILLY we’re staying with friends and family so it’ll be on the cheap!” and it’s like NO YOU STUPID IDIOT CUNT.

I hear you, but the more research you do, the more affordable it can be. Western Europe is expensive. You’re also looking at flights in springtime which are insanely expensive. One thing I really like and use quite a bit is Google flights. Try that with just entering your departure and arrival cities and then take a…

I’m working a contract on the Eastern Shore, and that’s the attitude here. It’s unbelievably disgusting. I snapped at a coworker this afternoon that I was amazed there were any sheets or pillowcases left in the local Walmart with the way people in this town were acting.