In most of the country, the answer to the title question would be "Purchase a firearm; learn how to use it." I'm not sure if that option's available to you, though.

Actually, no, it isn't. Historically, those with resources in excess of what was needed for survival have used conspicuous consumption to advertise it. Those without such excess then ape what they see in order to seem to be wealthier. It looks much more like an as yet ineradicable part of human nature rather than a…

Thank you! Yes! Exactly! I've lived in Tokyo for ten years (don't worry, chucking fifty tomatoes at my own shiteating self-hating face for saying it, but you know... qualifying starter sentence), I earn no kind of income whatsoever (seriously: $19,000 USD in 2014; so if you could reimburse me for a couple of those…

DID U NO

Which? The idea that their enjoyment of an exclusive item enhances the experience or the idea that this is part of what brings them so much pleasure?

Clam-encircled prawn with a dying ant-crust on a bed of moon jellyfish. Tree fiddy.

Actually I see them on a regular basis in Tampa. They are fucked up and horrible, and the couples that enable this shit should return to the twelfth century cave they crawled out of.

What are you even talking about? EVERYONE batted an eye when Manhattan came out! Why are people re-writing history? Even the characters in Manhattan talk about how it's really fucking weird that he's dating a 17 year old. When Diane Keaton's character hears who he's dating she says "Nabokov is smiling somewhere."

I will now murder the joke by explaining it.

I think he's trying to give the impression that politics ("software politics" to be exact with the author) is something CS people don't really pay attention to. It's a popular image that CS people/programmers have a touch of Asperger's so dealing with other people—-politics—-is something they are loathe to do. 666 —>…

The CS666 is actually a funny joke if you get, saying that doing politics is like striking a deal with the Devil. I find it funny (and really close to what it feels in real life)

cs666 is a joke. 666 = the devils number -> the evil cs class that the devout often shun

It's a joke, the devils computer science.

By the looks of his handle, I think he realized that when he signed up.

The unequivocal answer to that question is that it makes you the most punchable.

Of the two who had any real chance, Ronaldo was likely the more deserving; Messi was better at the international level, but I think given the sheer imbalance in number of games, club performance has to rate more highly and it doesn't seem like much of a content there.

However, I wish Neuer had gotten more serious…

David Luiz was voted in by his peers. That isn't FIFA's fault. For once we can't blame FIFA for something.

The past two years he's been better than Messi.

Do you watch the game with your eyes or do you just close them and make things up as the game goes along?