Save it for Tuesday. No games on Monday.

Thanks for letting us know you're stupid!

Ha ha ha… Pelé is awesome. But no.

He starts cursing "mi padre por hacerme hincha de River".

Hay que jugarles con los del Cienciano y el Real Garcilaso.

I had never heard of those. How can it be a 2nd division if it doesn't connect with the 1st one? That's exactly the problem when I'm talking about weird rules. Fighting for your life adds drama to the bottom of the league.

Dude! Adjust your shutter, ha ha ha. No, I like the effect.

When I speak of local I'm talking about going to the stadium, really. If I have to watch on TV I'll just pick the best show. Personally, I like the Bundesliga, even though they are mostly a one-team league these days.

Ahead of who? I grew up in the land of CONMEBOL. La Paz… haa haaaa haaa. Bolivia still gets beaten there though. But hard is good, it will make us tougher. We can always bring them to the Denver snow in return.

Chicken-or-egg problem there. Hard to support a league with an inferiority complex and with weird rules/formats for serious fans. Drafts, conferences, selected players (whatever that's called), weird calendars— all fucking weird. Also, no 2nd division, so no promotion/relegation. There isn't a team/stadium thousands…

Your point is wrong. Next!

Oh, troll! Go sleep of your hangover.

Fuck yes, because while the top players may go abroad, their domestic divisions churn out ARMIES of promising players every year. Where do you think Europeans go scout?

...mere days after a team full of MLS players took Belgium to the brink in the Round of 16...

How many people in your town? Six, tops?

It means "no flavor."

Which joke? Did your team get sent home?

Frito please!

Watching Robben drive the Ticos nuts is the only pleasure left in this borefest.