Well it's only considered a flop if there was no actual foul, so I can't imagine that scenario. If you've been fouled you can fall however you might choose. There's no rule on falling a certain way when someone trips you— that would be a funny rule.

I think taking out Gio was the big fuckup. When Herrera subbed him I was screaming "Whyyy??? whyyy??"

There have been no yellow cards for diving the whole world cup, seems to be FIFA policy—why single out Robben. His was was spectacular, yes, but Márquez was dumb and he made contact— should have known better. Mexico fell back too deep anyway, they were asking for it, Piojo Herrera fucked up in the end.

He's clever. Enjoy the game!

As a Latin American who was rooting for Mexico, I have to say— ¡No mames, pendejo! It was a penalty. And there was another one on the first half that the ref missed. Fact.

Go watch hockey then, who gives a fuck.

Congrats. After you skewered Spain I had you as a favorite for being the next champions. Today was a bit too close though!

No. A foul is a foul. Faking a foul can earn you a yellow card though, but refs have been pretty lenient on that end for this tournament.

Your misery is my joy. I'm a Bayern fan, and I think he's great. Watching him in the thrashing of Spain was a delight. Today I was for Mexico, but admit it— Robben was the main player creating chances for Holland.

Really? I thought that Robben's diving fame actually lost him a legitimate penalty at the end of the first half, when he got kicked twice.

Next time Suárez should just use his elbows like everyone else, and there'll be no scandal.

¡¡No!! ¿¿¿En serio???

It's still a shit word.

Because shitbirds.

Is "competitive eating: a real sport?

You need to live in gas station bathrooms to strengthen your filthiness.

"Fútbol" is a good compromise. "Socker" is an irredeemably idiotic name. Like you play in your socks or something. "Football" is already taken so "fútbol" works. Keep it.

It's a free country.

No. Acento en aguda sólo si termina en n, s, o vocal.

Me too, but without all the stopping for commercials.