And nobody cares about you since the day you were born. No need to wait.

Of course, and I also eat cyanide since I love almonds, spinach, and occasionally bite on the random apple seed. But it's not the composition that's the problem here, or random exposure to natural doses— it's the size of the particles that's in question, and in the (unknown) doses we've been getting in some products,…

You should volunteer for testing! I'll watch.

@axmurder & stephan

Aren't there differences between regular and nano particles though? Isn't that the point of the Mother Jones article?

Maybe they just don't want to have an extra baby.

Easy to pick on fake cheese, but there are over 100 products (some sunscreens, some paints, lots of edibles.)

as Mother Jones reports

What the fuck!

I have turned my keys into a makeshift weapon

That was a lot of effort spent at being a complete idiot. Good job!

more toned

Nah, I actually made it to "That's a nice little hippie-dippy sentiment on its own. Roger Sterling's daughter probably ran off with it last week," and then quit reading because this page doesn't wrap a chimichanga.

So, I couldn't make it to the end of your rant, but your real problem is they printed someone else's writing and not yours on the napkins, right?

How is this different from Jezebel spending a week "INVESTIGATING!" Beyoncé's public photos?

our week-long investigation

Ouch. Things like these are why I've been reluctant to "upgrade." Sorry about your troubles.

On Mavericks, hit Cmd+2 to open up the diagnostics tool. On older versions of OS X, hit Command+N.