Why pick on Lena Dunham and not some supermodel? Why you picking on the chubby girl?

OT (no debt) but I know a "poor" guy who just bought his daughter a $12K "pre-owned" Jeep Cherokee.

Nonsense— humanity has suffered famines for millions of years, and throwing away good food is a very very recent first-world indulgence (unless you were a member of the nobility and your servants ate your scraps).

teach them the judicious use of hot sauce and/or ketchup.

That's an awesome opportunity for TSA employees to tear your cubes to shit, which absolutely guarantees that is exactly what will happen.

Great invention and all, but fuckit: coffee tastes like shit if it just sits there for too long. Drink what you brew within 10 minutes; if you need more in 3 hours, brew fresh again.

Fresh vs. moldy is the kind of bread that comes sliced in a bag with a fuckton of preservatives. 'Merica! Hard to make French bread with that.

Does he vomit up the stuff or does he shit it afterwards?

Dead kittens?

Not if you have an intact foreskin.

Excellent article. Meanwhile, in 2013, the Democrats (including the President) acted like complete weenies, showed they can't stand up for anything, and gave control of the political game back to the Republicans.