So they're really meant for short filibusters? "Mr Smith Goes To Washington" length marathons are out of the question?

I KNOW!!! I checked them out a couple times this morning but kept passing them by because they weren't 'pink'.*

Jesus cant be banned. He just gets a 3 day suspension.

Oh shit, the latest Amazon reviews are fantastic:

They would nail you to a cross my friend.

Well YES!

Kitchens aren't for the faint of heart, that's for sure. Which is yet another reason why I call BS on Paula.. "it disturbs me so much to hear what These Young People say to each other in mah kitchen!" Nobody who's spent years and years in a kitchen is sensitive to anything at all, ever. Haha.

A Matt Lauer one. He's a bit of a dick.

There. Fixed it.

Wow. She literally failed every single talking point that was laid out by crisis PR people yesterday in the whole "what should Paula do on TV" thing. That's actually kind of impressive.

I could write about this for DAYS but it really bothered me that tears sprang to her eyes when she was talking about her grandkid and the friend she held who was sobbing, like those were the worst things about the entire kerfuffle.

This was sickening to watch. Her picture should be in the dictionary under White Women's Tears. No mention of her treatment of Black employees. No mention of her waxing nostalgic about slavery. She and the MSM have narrowed the entire controversy down to her use of a slur and now she's playing the victim. It…

Pro Tip: "I is who I is and I'm not changing" is a terrible soundbite when you've been accused of being racist.

"STAR TREK, case closed."

YOU WANT ME TO SIT AT MY DESK AND CRY AND I DON'T WANT TO.

She def. thinks she has a hood pass. She gave an interview in Complex where she actually said, "In my mind, I'm Gucci Mane." Uhmm neat, but in the world you're Miley Cyrus.

For the longest time I only heard the word in reference to women, and thought it was a Cuckoo's Nest reference. Haha.

Aaaaaand this is when you know you're old: when this is the first time I have ever heard of "ratchet" in this context. This was a really good piece, Dodai and it should give us all pause.

THANK YOU! She cannot twerk. What she is doing is about to slip a disk and handicap herself. She needs to stop before she ends up needing a wheelchair!