Try this growing up in my house, even as a child, and you can go make your own fucking bologna sandwich.

They go low, we go high.

I’m sure I fucked it up. I’m too tried to think. ‘Nite.

I dunno. My husband and I almost walked out on a George Carlin show. It was just shitty as hell.

I’m SO sorry. I hope the remainder of your journey is as pain free, physically, mentally and emotionally, as possible. I don’t usually do this, but I feel compelled to use the only thing I know to do online to convey how I feel for you: ((((PhallicBaldwin2))))

I sure will, strangerwcandi. XOXO

Totally jealous! I would LOVE to be able to belt out a song before a procedure. They don’t seem to like my standup so much, lol.

I have planned a new way of putting my doctor’s education to good use. I think before my next colonoscopy, I will swallow a couple of these capsules.

I have a very good friend (neonatal NP, so she knows medicine inside out) who left her daughter at her college dorm (freshman) and they got in an argument so my friend decided to leave. I don’t remember for sure if my friend even got all the way home when friend got the call that her daughter had collapsed and died.…

My kids are 38, 25, 18. (I skipped the family planning class.) The boys are not in as much danger as my daughter, due to her natural estrogens. and OC’s, which I beg her not to take.

LOL!

AHAHAHA! Put me in your sidecar and we will take one hell of a road trip.

My last few hospital visits have costs between $30,000-60K. This one is going to be a DOOZY though. 5 days in ICU on a vent, then physical therapy, occ. therapy,speech therapy, etc. (and I will get that at home too). I’m scared to death to open the envelope when it comes.

Ohhhh! Well hopefully it’s symbolic that you are finished with so many medical intervention? (Work with me here, lol)

Ha! I love tough old broads.

You’re sure it’s not Factor V? All the women on my maternal side have it too.

I live in a different country called Texas, lol.

Have you been tested for Factor V Leiden? You sound kind of textbooky for it. (That’s what I have.) A LOT of people have it and don’t realize it.

I think it will be just fine, Jerri Blake, I mean strangerwcandy. /muah!/

There’s an old saying, “What do you call the student who did the absolute bottom of the barrel work and piss-poor “grades”?” “Doctor.”