Eating your own is so unnecessary in the land o’ plenty.

My brother is an avid “anti-aging” person and writes software for anti-aging doctors. I, however, have accumulated helium tanks and a plastic hood. I see nothing in sickness and old age that I desire. The argument can be made that life is what you make it. Well I intend to make it short if it’s going to be fucked up.…

I’ve learned the best way to start negotiations is by using proper names, but without a suffix. “Max, I expect that we are satisfied that I get paid double for :whatever act:?” “Hey”, is just too casual. It telegraphs your time is worth less.

Anything goes.

No joke. My brother was working on an offshore rig when he had a large spontaneous pneumothorax (collapsed lung). The closest land was Trinidad and Tobago. They choppered him there, where they just stabbed him to get to the pleural space and put some old tubing in the stab without getting any pain relieving meds or…

I agree, and don’t understand the strident tones of posts in regard to this reply. I understand 2 drinks at an employer/employee setting, or someone’s wedding, etc., but not if I go drinking with a friend. I have probably had a 90-ish drinks in the last 40 years, but that was probably only spread out between 2…

I have a 2003 525i wagon, and the only thing I have had to get done on it, was an alternator. It only has about 55K miles on it though.

That’s what big breastes are for. My kids and grands (and my new kitten), use them like the pillows they are.

BWAHAHAHA!

I use regular Retin A, and have for maybe 10 years, off and on. I’m pretty lackadaisical about it. I have a Clarisonic, and I DO use that religiously. I got a NuFace contraption, and a Tria home laser thing, but since they didn’t make me look like I’m 20 in a few sessions, I quit. I’m seeing my 60's approaching…

Yeah, I have that buried deep in my machine here, but I have a 4 month old cat using my bare legs as a cat event center, so I just went for it. THX!

I posted under the wrong thread. Plus, my life, lol.

I think they meant on their own dresser and they are contemplating using it.

Pardon moi.

This is your face on drugs kids. Any questions?

The bruises on her arms, especially the second film. YIKES!

LOL! I seriously burst a chuckle with that visual!

I get MRI’s due to MS, and that was the hardest thing to see. At 50, having “kyphosis of the thoracic spine”, AKA “dowager’s hump”. It’s not visible to the naked eye yet, but it’s waiting to bust out.

My daughter has much the same body type/posture as she does, and slumps. I’m tall also, at 5'10" but a bit meatier/more muscular and I’m not a slumper. Also I remember high school when girls would say, “Don’t you HATE being taller than most people?” HELL NO! I love it. I’m actually at the age where I’m losing some…