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    Kids today don’t know what a bedpan is. My catheter bag is overflowing down the hall. They think the sprinklers went off.

    Ain’t it though? As long as someone doesn’t lose their mind over it and get the whole famn damily slimed with it. I wouldn’t *like* it, but I have seen sex just as uninvolved as shaking a stranger’s hand. I’m going to get stabbed in the eyeball for this one, but I think it *can*, emphasis on “can”, get you off your…

    Someone I know whose title rhymes with musmand mofo, used to like to one night stands a lot. He claims that Catholicism ruined him and the old Madonna/whore syndrome supposedly came into play. The person whose name rhymed with “Knife is about to cut something off your body”, tends to put some credence in it. We fucked…

    Pregnancies. They can be the bane of our existence because they come at the “wrong” time, or not at all.

    This old lady doesn’t “get” cosplay, but WOW! These photos/characters are absolutely stunning!

    I have written before that I was a counselor in my city’s only female reproductive right’s clinic for most of the 80's. The same clinic that had to start a special day each week to do abortions for the protesters and their family members. The alpha female protester, who wore a grim reaper costume most days, wound up…

    I thought of that too, and that may be the best option. He couldn’t care less if I “ünfriend” him, as he doesn’t even know what that means. The only reason he has a FB account is because I nagged him into it for business. He doesn’t go on unless he gets an email saying one of his customers has commented. (I would tell…

    I’m seriously going to “ünfriend”my husband from FB this week. I hardly ever use it anymore, and a lot of the reason why, is I know he can see it if he wants to. He’s about the least snoopiest people I know, but when he gets one of my posts pushed to his FB, I can feel it. He wouldn’t share an emotion if you tried to…

    I don't think he would do that for a split second. I bet his mom just used folded wax paper for his shit sammies.

    Bwahahaha!

    Snapchat?

    I have been having medical problems (forever), but particularly since the end of last year and my taste is off. Everything tastes awful and my mouth burns. Then sometimes everything is WAAYYYYY too salty. On one hand I was looking forward to losing a few lbs., but I found the one “food group” I could eat is ice cream…

    I have a couple of medical disorders that cause me a lot of constipation. I can go 3-4 weeks without a poop and it usually resolves with a gut wrenching, sometimes bloody poop. I eat so much fiber, that I visualize my poop being like hay falling from a hay baler in a poof of dust and dry grass.

    Camaro.

    I’m really having to take my inventory here, and I sure do wear a “mask”(though not so literally as these ladies). I’m pretty sure I’m my regular self after the “Hiiiii!”, but now I’m going to have to set an alarm connected to a tazer belt and anytime my voice hits a certain decibel, the stun belt zaps me, just in…

    Well I read “contacts”, so I'm pretty sure between the two of us, we could get an opthamologist for them; STAT!