Argh! That’s all I can think of now!

Pretty fucked up. Ageist as all fuck-out too.

My mom has seen my nekkid pics. So has one of Gawker Media posters. So has one of my girl groups on FB. Throw me some beads!

He’s rollin’.

Ha! Husband is a recovering Catholic. I was raised Heathen and didn't know shit about being Catholic (or being in a church). Or god. I guess all of you guys were in chapel while I was smoking dope in the parking lot.

Ah! Also known as "parenting" small humans.

Without getting into specifics, my mother worked for my husband for years. One of our subcontractors went to get a check for a job and he told her. So. A guy who we spend $100's of thousands a year with, told my fucking MOM! (I mean it was fine with us, because there isn't much/or anything, that my mom and I don't…

This was killing me to watch live! I just knew I was going to see impaled llamas.

My favorite line too!

Seems like the entire premise is in trouble since they gutted their clothing lines (as opposed to the underoos they sell).

Didn't mean to post this same video twice in this thread. I thought it was Kinja'd.

If a robbery report was filed like a rape report:

Just one drop of "I'm sorry."

I misread this to: "Sounds like a Palin." and I nodded. I guess it's correct either way. ;-)

HELLZ YEAH!

Same here. I also had a hard time determining what shape I had (according to all these "rules") what color my skin is? Pale? Medium? The shape of my face? Beats me.

I think this is a very wise post and I appreciate it. It took me forever to figure out what is most flattering to me. An example is that I wore a lot of kahiki colors, and all earth tones when I was you. Not good. I'm a cool color and I just disappeared in those colors. I LOVE some frilly dresses, tops, but I know I…

Gotta upvote you for this line. One of my favs!

So George Carlin is the host of SNL tonight? My husband and I used to practically idolize him back in the day. He was one of the first "anti-establishment" comedians in OUR time. Husband and I went to one of his last stand-ups and I'm still a little angry with him. Ticket prices were pretty hefty, but we figured it…

My fav Nick Cave: