I'm thinking his "alright, alright, alright" might be a regional/age thing. Though he's a wee younger than I am, the guys I hung out with used to use that phrase a lot. We were usually baked.

Not the only one. (He MAY however, be the only one with the stones to do a fucking Buick commercial. That just weirded Austin out in another direction.)

I agree that people tend to want that, (that closeness with animals and children) but I disagree with why (for "regular" people). I'm a semi-old. My first job was when I was 16 at a nursing home. I have had relatives at nursing homes. They (elderly) eat it up when animals and children come, but it's more because they…

"Mexican magnets". Shhh.

I could not care less what another mother feeds her kid as long as it's not dangerous (and some may say that formula is dangerous, but c'mon.)

This whole post is so ratchet.

This was fabulous! (I don't play any video games, but I loved your insight.)

Your great-grandmother used to use a mixture of alum and water. You're too good for that now, huh, Missy?

Hitachi Magic Wand for the win.

It took me a while to figure out how you potatos were taking money.

That will be $50 plus a tip. (Pun intended.)

And shark fin soup.

I'm going to start using hollowed bald-eagle eggs to carry my groceries.

Regarding J-Lo being into Santeria practices.

When I worked at a Planned Parenthood-type clinic, I learned my favorite Santeria "thing". A man shouldn't eat a dish with red gravy because the woman can put her menstrual blood in it and have him forever bound to her. (And/or menstrual blood in coffee, or urine if she is unable to use menstrual blood, as in when…

He has the tendon-cy to do that.

You beat me to it! This was very popular back in the day.

I was 42 weeks pregnant and my Dr. decided to induce. He started Pitocin on Thursday morning at 7 a.m. and cranked it up. I had the baby after 5 p.m., *Friday*, and when I did have him, they decided to use forceps on him to get him through the symphysis pubis. The Dr. could not get him out by forceps, so they put some…

I only had two inmates tell me they were raped. (And I was the nurse they told *everything* to.) I suspect one old guy wasn't really raped, as he tried every reason in the book to be transferred into SHU housing, short of staff assault, (but I think his was racism, by what he told me) and I did a rape kit on the other…