I didn't do it, sylph. I have a Dr. trying to implant a medical device in me and I'm kind of fighting the medical industrial complex, who, now that I have insurance again, wants to implant something that is going to be NOTHING but trouble for many, many, thousands or eternal dollars (for when it fucks up, the battery…

I have more fear that I will have left stray boogers alllllll over my face, and would rather irritate someone with some sniffling rather than hazard that. (Even though, as far as I know, I have NEVER smeared mucous all over my face, what if I did?! :O )

Use Erykah Badu to teach me something any time you can.

We will lift you out of the grays, assuming we're not plonked there forever, ourselves. Looks like we might need to all help each other.

Oh gah! Why did I click this? So fabulously, tragic, whatthefuckamIfeeling?

My father used to say he would quit looking at women when he was dead. When I was a teen I told him I was going to have inscribed on his tombstone, "He quit looking" and he really wanted that. It didn't and won't happen for various reasons, but he would have loved it.

Well of course, they aren't stupid(ish), but $10K is still the magic-ist number of all. (This link just speaks to self-employed and small businesses, but I'm trying to think to whom this is not a financial red flag.) http://www.irs.gov/Businesses/Sma…

$10K + triggers automatic reporting of fund transfer to IRS. To prevent laundering, avoidance of taxes, of ALL kinds, people hiding assets and then applying for any entitlements, and so forth. They have it pretty screwed down.

I'm not wealthy by a long shot but I have had several dozen, at least, times where this had to be considered. Sell or buy a few vehicles, homes, help your kids, help your parent(s), before you know it, you're thinking like Capone should have.

You better not move 10K+ in any way that you don't want reported. NO WAY (legal).

Thank Cheeses Almighty she didn't become VP because hormones y'all.

Probably not in my lifetime. We live near a beach. Used to live there full time, and I thought it was awful when people would say, "She shouldn't be wearing a swimsuit. She looks gross." and various other critical remarks. I think it's great that someone would wear a suit even though she's not gorgeous because after…

Uh, from this paragraph about waxing and plucking and "let it be" territory. I'm assuming genital waxing is covered under the body hair category.

"It's to be expected, in a way, because the pendulum always swings back and forth. After the free-wheeling all-natural 70s, we ended up in the waxed-and-plucked 80s and 9os,…

I know. I've had sex with guys where it's probably about as germy as licking the doorknob at the men's restroom at a bus stop. A hair? PFFFFFFTTT!

My dentist has told me about pubic hair anecdotes. He's fished a few out, lol.

I didn't know there was a Bristol England in Florida. Huh.

We ALL have something some people will think is just awful. I have never been with a guy because of his appearance. The sexiest guys I know are: Willie Nelson, Keith Richards and Lyle Lovett. Not a pretty boy in the bunch but I love them. And this guy: LURVE. Every pot has a lid. (The song is helpful on this.)

I will never understand genital waxing. I admit to doing it, and I LOVE the feel of it (for myself), but I hear so many people say they won't do oral because who wants to get a gross hair in their mouths. Uh, can't handle a wild hair, but you're okay with rim jobs or just straight up licking and slurping on all kinds…

Please tell me the best place to dump a body, because husband keeps making noises about retiring to one of those. It's obvious one of us will have to die beforehand.

I was dating a musician. A struggling musician. He was living in his manager's garage, kind of poor. One night I was sleeping with him and went up into the manager's house, which was fine, that's where the only toilet was. I flushed, and from the bowels of hell, shit started belching forth from that porcelain volcano.…

I got a couple of Scanpans for husband a while back and they get great reviews, but we both thought they were fine for about 6 months tops, then they went in the trash heap of the old days of regular Teflon. (And we took the proper care of them too, so YMMV.)