It is 3 times the 2nd most popular PG 5,578.

You must be fun at parties.

Not totally sure if you’re serious, but no, not at all. The Dude is a happy, dopey stoner. McAfee is a paranoid, brilliant, libertarian software titan, addled on drugs a lot stronger than weed, probably a murderer, definitely an aficionado of teenage prostitutes. The Dude he is most definitely not.

This movie will be feature a reminder to update the software every 15 minutes.

Danny Bonaduce looks like shit

Danny Bonaduce wasn’t available?

Michael Keaton as John McAfee? That’s some brilliant casting. I’m looking forward to this.

That got way too British way too fast.

Gotham City Rogues head coach Bill Cowher would disagree.

Just hire Lincoln Riley and be done with it. Enough trying to build a coaching staff around guys who haven’t done anything of note in over a decade.

Watch out, Clevelanders! Yesterday it was Lue, today it’s Hue, tomorrow it could be you!

Browns beat reporter Mary Kay Cabot characterized the skirmish as a “power struggle,” with ownership reportedly split on whether to fire Jackson or Haley. It appears that not everyone agreed on who to fire.

Please let it be much, much longer than a decade.

Eventually there will be a stretch of time where Boston teams are all miserable for a decade and when that happens I’m going to bask in it as much as humanly possible

That’s 50% of the joke I was making. Look up the term “paraprosdokian.”

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You’re the same color as the wall behind you, dude. That tan doesn’t need further work.

Trick-or-treating here is tonight. Postponed from last night due to weather. It’s the one thing that turns me into a “back in my day” type.

What were the chances Hue Jackson outlasted Ty Lue?