He has a very loose grasp on how to use question marks?

You can be over the cap, but you can’t sign free agents while over the cap. You can re-sign your own players and be over the cap, or trade, but you can’t sign new players. And then there are trade exceptions and what not but that’ll only get you middling players. It’s all pretty screwy.

At least we understand kinesiology!

And Hanzee was the mob boss in season 1.

I was with you until the character part. Tressell lied about his players selling their personal property and lost his job for it. Stoops kept players that committed domestic violence on his team and kept his job, going out on his own terms.

I still love you Slider

Is that true? Other cold weather teams, like ones that can get snow on opening day, don’t get that luxury.

I’ll always enjoy the artist formerly known as Fausto Carmona feeding Gary Sheffield knuckle sandwiches.

Don’t fuck a vampire, you’ll get hepatitis.

This. This is why I can’t stand the LeBron has no help/limited help argument I often see around here. Kyrie is an absolute stud and thrives in the big moments. He carried the team while LeBron was in foul trouble and struggling (and LeBron still managed 34 points!). And Love has been playing his best ball since he’s…

Nothing suspicious as in foul play would be my guess.

Yeah because Kyrie and Love are a couple of stiffs

I know the Cavs used to after every game, not sure if they still do.

Next up, Uranus.

Lebron’s been logging a lot of minutes in these playoff games but he only played, like, 4 games in all of April.

The problem with that is you end up like Houston, a good team that can’t get anywhere because they don’t ​have a QB and they end up with poor draft position limiting their chances of drafting a franchise QB.

Hooker is not even from Ohio, Lattimore is from Cleveland

And the Bulls have only made it as far as Jordan could take them. And the Mavs have only made it as far as Dirk could take them. All time great players tend to do that.

Kyrie didn’t just turn into a monster, he was always a stud and always clutch. I believe he has more game winning shots than LeBron. Can Kyrie carry a roster all by himself? No, probably not, but the roster you cited earlier was garbage and way different after LeBron came back. Take LeBron off this team they’re not…

It’s not even twenty games into the season, the dude is probably going to fizzle out and we’ll forget he ever existed by the end of the year. It happens every year.