I honestly think she's like the elementals in that super weird van painting Riddick sequel.

This is a bad take, your take is bad.

I have to ask, did you ever recover from the loss of your families precious lube?

The cross hatching on the therm a rest slacker keeps you from sliding around on it and the color selection is delightful.

The cross hatching on the therm a rest slacker keeps you from sliding around on it and the color selection is…

Here is a video of the always-charming Amy Adams telling Seth Meyers that she accidentally calls Christina Applegate and Jennifer Aniston all the timebecause they’re at the top of her contacts list.

To me its like Rick and Morty only watching it actually makes you better than other people.

The suicide girl phone operators where so great and so absurd.

Rand Paul broke his own ribs so he could suck his own dick.

Four year olds have incredible ideas for costumes, and you need a current black jezebel employee to ask if something is racist.

Random theory, what if Tahini is not human? We’ve never seen her life or death that I recall, is it possible she is some agent of the actual good place trying to recover their stolen Janet or meddle in the bad places new project.

Seriously Eggsy, a gentleman would get lube, not champagne.

Please tell me they acknowledged the fact that half the population of the earth killed the other half in the last movie.

I just want to point out that “Meeseeks and Destroy” got an a-, your ratings system is skewed.

Yeah sea cucumber man’s city is overrun with villians because the commissioner is unwilling to red phone him into commision.

To me WoT is the Belgariad written with 50 times the words and characters. The same moncultures, the same sexist tropes but still really good as audiobooks.

Its not on their website, I emailed them the inquery and they said detriot michagan.

Its not on their website, I emailed them the inquery and they said detriot michagan.

It should be noted Otterbox in addition to being cost competitive and full of modular toys is made in Michigan, all these other entries are Chinese.

It should be noted Otterbox in addition to being cost competitive and full of modular toys is made in Michigan, all…

Well Adequite Man, am i adequite? Will you love me now?

I adore you.

I adore you sometimes.