‘Hello, I’m here to apologize for the “black privilege” that I, as a black woman, benefit from every day!’

My rule is that if the youngest person in a huge age disparity relationship is at least 30 then there is nothing weird, she’s 27. So I’m feeling hinky about someone I will never meet.

This year’s Republicans are one of the reasons ballots need a none of the above setting.

The sooner those kids are out of that cross hugging rape factory and presented to the gentle indifference of the state foster care system the better for them.

Please tell me I can upgrade drinking buddy as well.

You are awesome, that was awesome.

My guess is that with Trump’s abysmal taste in food he’s aristocrat peach shnapps.

But but but exposure to vagina erodes our precious masculinity, think of the mens!

No, he was just somewhat of an asshole recently.

Where is C.A. Pinkham when you need them?

Starred because I love your handle.

Their latest batch of socks were terrible, but it looks like they switched up.

My only objection to that great show is that in the second to last episode Ron Swanson reveals himself to have been a diabolical monster the entire series.

Irish setter apparently.

My dick shall now be refereed to as my One eyed Minion.

Gloria Steinem and Madelene Albright may have derped themselves this week in their enthusiasm towards having a smart woman this close to the ticket but never fear ladies the Republican party is allways here to remind us how important feminism is! They Just give like that.

Isn’t your vagina responsable for your ironclad support of Sarah Palin?