They don’t make safety razors in pink and I spent 20$ on a razor and a value pack of blades and I’ve not used half of them shaving at least once a week for three years. Way better than the five blade bulls hit they make these days.

Why is it so fucking easy to get away with rape in this fucking country?

He’s paying and keeping a safe distance from the performer, what is bad about that?

So, Sharia law?

It’s his non union mexican equivalent!

My condolences.

Erika Moen says its for people who prefer super direct clitoral stimulation.

Erika moen’s oh joy sex toy is great and they reviewed the womanizer.

What day? because there are certain days of the month where that is NOT HAPPENING! Also you need boxer briefs to keep things in place because you are not sitting on our balls.

Just wanted to say her oh joy sex toy comic is great and fuck James Deen this HTML class. Value is http://www.ohjoysext

Think they care about the costs associated with giving birth? The correct term is anti-woman.

Does anyone really win pissing contest?

Wait we don’t make identical pink drinks and jump the price up 20% like razors and soap? Mens we are slacking!

No religion makes me love my atheism more than this kind of Christianity

Maraschino cherry people are the new caramel people.

Why would the fire not climb?

Burlap sack of rancid peeps wins my heart forever.

The coleman stuff looks super sweet to me, I’m very interested in their octagon 98 tent.

That trucker stole Santa’s identity!