I don't know what this over tipping you speak of is but I do 20% or the costi of one gallon of gas, whichever is higher.

Stuck in my head so badly it might appear on my tombstone.

Just want to say I miss GWS too.

Obviously its fine because of rap music.

Hey, if your dom sub play involves cleaning that seems to b win win, because clean house and orgasms. That said, anything that results in manchildren getting head is gross.

I live with an asshole who when faced with a chore will do the most embarrassingly incompetent version of the chore so I will get disgusted and end up doing it right. Cooking, doing Dishes and laundry is reflexive with me, I can't grok someone who cannot clean up for themselves. He is however a fedora carrying MRA…

The Bill Shatner Roast ended up being more about George Takei, pretty sure the same thing is going to happen as Bieber is just not that interesting.

Lindsy Graham is so classless he could be a Marxist utopia.

woot! A half inch above average! (When properly inspired)

Will the sharknado end up dropping a house on her?

Wanna go camping?

And this is why me, a penis haver who identifies as male hangs out with all of you doctors. That and the wonderful snark.

They say 96% of all divorces are caused by the flower girl.

fuck this guy.

Would snorting the camera make it end up in the "down there" parts? Asking for a friend.

Dr. Cassiebear, I wuv you.

Dr Adultasaur, I am shocked, shocked! that you would imply that women enjoy sex.

OK, cool, bootcamp I am hyped I wanna earn this t-shirt.:

everyone knows the proper way to get off in public is to get head at a PUNK ROCK show!