“I’m sorry I went out in public dressed like that”

They’re holding off until a team owned by a black guy tries to get funding for a stadium.

Well, it's FIFA. Maybe the corruption is there for realism.

this is probably the greatest free kick i’ve ever seen.

mostly I just can’t believe USMNT still uses Wondo though...christ.

I can’t believe Wondo is the #18 who plays more often.

That first goal was awful. Guza botched that one. No goalie in the world would have blocked that free kick though.

I know that it’s the hot new thing to shit on Zardes, but the defense that he and Brooks played in the first half (and Argentina’s classiness) were the only reasons that the US weren’t down 6-0 in the first half.

Soccer is my sport. I played it my entire life. I watch it religiously.

Is there anything more depressing for a US fan than seeing this juxtaposition of beauty vs. shit? So so so very very very far to go.

Eh, he’s not stopping that anyway. It literally could not have been struck any better.

HORRIFIC SHIT SHOW.

Has anyone seen Michael Bradley since he left Roma? I don't think his flight ever landed.

Everytime I see Messi do something good I picture Ronaldo’s son running up to his dad and playing it for him on YouTube and I become 100% happier

Better goalies than Guzan would have watched that go in as well.

Wondolowski is soooooooooo badddddddddddd

He is pretty much like ‘I couldn’t have raped these women, they are not even really human!’ Yes...THAT IS what a rapist would say.

Kind of an odd way to say it, no? If it was not a bomb at all seems like they would say something much more blunt. This suggests to me that it was indeed an explosive device that was too crudely constructed to successfully detonate. The difference between not a bomb and a poorly made bomb is huge. Because the latter…

...was “incredibly lifelike,” it was “not viable.”

Judging by past events Leicester players should avoid recording their celebrations.