Awwwww!

My nephew was obsessed with the tune and was wide-eyed to hear my husband beatbox it.

My nephew used to sing it with meows. Meow meow meow meowmeowmeow meowmeowmeow. It was weird.

Ooh, ooh. It looks like the bristles are CURVED!!!!

I like the strategically placed toothbrush.

If you look at the right arm you can totally tell she Photoshopped it. Either that or she had got some really weird elbow thing going on.

as I was showing off the awesome Tamagotchi I had made out of clay in art class

I liked Merlin but found the ending insufficiently awesome; I hope you like it better than I did. The John Hurt dragon was my favorite dragon ever.

No. But this article is about the tragic death of a college student at the hands of terrorists. Not an appropriate article to start talking about the massacre in Beruit. And if you can’t see that, then there is something wrong with you.

I’m in Canada, so I can never wrap my head around the ridiculously low cost of food down there. The only explanation is subsidies to farms. You simply cannot grow, refine, package, cook and serve food for that price. In Ontario there are no $4 meals. $4 is a decent tip on a plate of pancakes, but you’d be paying $6 to…

I think it was a fantastic job by the responsible people to prevent mass panic. They had no idea what was waiting outside until the police secured the area, and they had to get a huge amount of people out of the stadium without causing any panic. To wait until the game was over and then to open up the gates to the…

I cannot watch the video. I know it's going to be too horrific for words.

Yep. Is it too early to start drinking? Or should I just distract myself with cute sloth videos until 5:00? Because I am so saddened for the state of the world, and the people of Paris.

It’s just a regular pillow wearing a belt!

Whom does this guy think he is. I’ll tell you whom: he thinks he’s one of those heroes whom saves America (whom, he would like to remind you, is the greatest country on earth) with his righteous Facebook posts but really he’s just demonizing people whom are different as if that’s revolutionary or new or brave or…

You’re welcome I’ll thank my mom and her salted roasted penis

The judge’s sentence: “Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah”

You are not alone, I also have to be supervised near yarn. Knit on .