Ah, the old Ford Pinto defense: Our automobiles do not explode when hit from behind, just the gas tank.

You vape, you’re a douche. Sorry bro. Not as big a douche as if you were still smoking actual cigarettes, but still a douche.

So I’ve tried to quit smoking by using a vape and it did kinda work but I feel like a douche using a vape.

“Division is a dangerous thing.”

This had me laughing my ass off! “The leaks are FAKE NEWS!!! But the leakers are cowards and traitors and we’re totally going to find out who they are!!!” Insert, confused Nathon Fillion gif here.

The sooner the End Times come, the sooner Jesus returns. The people who are into this stuff all believe they will be raptured immediately and only non-believers will be left behind to suffer through the apocalypse. Then the Jews will be converted and Jesus will come back, gather up the saved and throw everyone else…

Well, it’s pretty common for people to bundle a necessary medical procedure like the removal of a benign tumor, along with some sort of plastic surgery. They’re already going in for surgery anyway and gives them a logical explanation for the procedure and cover for the plastic surgery. Not saying that’s what happened…

Probably benign kidney tumor, as reported. Though a week-long stay in a hospital seems a bit excessive...as someone pointed out in the Splinter FB post, this would be an outpatient procedure for any schmuck on normal American insurance.

That was actually pretty calm and reasonable for Alec Baldwin. Low bar, I know. But still not very different from what a lot of commenters here were saying here when the story broke.

Finally! A workout I can get down with.

I’m living my best life by avoiding burpees altogether. I’ll keep my total at zero.

Burpees mean nothing. Why don’t people use all this energy on useful things, like loading hay or stacking canned food or pelting the vice presidential motorcade with eggs?

I did not know that about Japanese culture.

http://battleshipcove.org

Both the Borden houses are sort of dumps. I can’t see spending much more than $25 a night to stay at either one.

After rereading my initial comment, it probably came off as grumpy and judgemental. But I legitimately don’t understand the point of a reveal party. A shower? Yeah, I kinda sorta get it. But another party on top of it? I’m just glad this trend hasn’t found its way into my circle of friends.

The president (probably) can’t be directly charged with a crime. The prosecutor would have to present the evidence to the House, who would have to vote to impeach via simple majority, then the Senate would have to have a trial and convict the president by 2/3 majority, only then could he be removed from office and…

Last summer I was road trip/ camping and we would fall off he grid for days or even a week at a time. I remember getting back on the internet after being off for a stretch and seeing the Mooch had been hired and fired and I missed it all!!

Of course he’s not going to be fired. He’s just going to suddenly choose to pursue other clients, after having the honor the serve the President Trump, and obviously it will have nothing to do with his actions yesterday and today. I mean, c’mon. He was mayor during 9/11, guys. 9. 11.

This season of Celebrity Attorney is off to a great start.