I’m so sorry, Brit, but it’s too late. There is no walking that back.

The power of money.

i’m sorry, zuckerberg hospital?

Ohhhhh well, thank goodness that thoughts and prayers have been issued by the “president”. Such a stand-up guy.

I don’t think it has anything to do with money, it’s all taste.

I went to a Jesuit college—none of my professors ever outright attacked the church but they didn’t shy away from some of the darker aspects of the Church’s history. My education strengthened my relationship with my faith while imparting me with a more nuanced

If you want to say something to your sister, just go ahead and say it because if you’re waiting for her to be called out there’s a good chance it’ll never happen.

Well what’s weird is that the initial restrictions don’t appear to have been about Catholic church sexual abuse but about more general identity/campus safe space stuff - don’t make race jokes, rape jokes, etc. It’s unclear whether they cut the mic because of predation references specifically, or because they thought…

I’ve worked on a comedian college event. Our PR dept always gave them a list of topics to avoid. At least two read the list on stage and made jokes about - they didn’t cut the mics, but they also probably won’t be invited back any time in the near future. And in my mind that is the best way to deal with it. Cutting…

I support him on this, but let’s not stoop to the right’s level and mix up no-platforming with censorship, okay? They didn’t have to invite him, so they had every right to put conditions on his invitation. Even if the way they enforced them was to cut his mic.

Good. Rape jokes aren’t funny, bro

There is one constant no matter who holds power in the government: middle-aged white dudes will find a way to get entirely too many publishing deals out of it.

THANK YOU.

1. “Kind of Adopted” isn’t a thing. Someone is either adopted or not. In this case, Soon Yi was not adopted and did not live with Woody Allen.

It wouldn’t have helped; Trump is a New Yorker.

He’s a grade-A American asshole. We make the best assholes in the whole world. Hands down.

Rascal scooter infomercials?

I haven’t turned on MTV/VH1 in close to a decade. What the hell do they even broadcast nowadays?

Yeah, I think you’re right. Ou sont les copy editors d’antan?

Thank you. I grew up in a trailer park and parents still live there. It was all they could afford. We had a pretty strict land lord so it was a safe place. My sister and I had freinds there, we rode our bikes, we played in the yard, my parents had freinds and checked in on the elderly people, we went trick or…