Yuuup. Their only problem with sharia law is that it’s for brown folks and they’re not running the show.

“Gays, lesbians, and transgenders have joined forces with those who believe in abortion, sodomy, and destruction of all that we hold dear.”

He’s plagarizing the Bible now?!?! That’s not something Christians usually do. They drop verses with the citation all the dang time, but usually don’t straight crib the thing. Ugh.

Thoughts and prayers, Roy.

The Gadsden Mall?

He wasn’t really expecting her to read the card - he was partially dumbstruck as well as wanting confirmation from Faye that it was a mistake. I mean the guy has a billion eyes on him worldwide, and he wanted to double check with someone to make sure he wasn’t loony. (Really, who could have expected a mistake at that…

They are blameless in this fiasco.

And one more: Ben Carson returned his $31,561 dining room set.

This. I know several holders, and while they’re all talented, they aren’t Einstein. Hell, they aren’t even Celine Dion.

Hilariously for us Brits, senior Brexiteers are crapping themselves that UK exports of steel and aluminium* might be hit by tariffs. Naive twats that they are, they’ve been banking on Trump being willing to give the UK a great trade deal after we throw ourselves off the cliff.

FWIW the EB-1 “Alien of Extraordinary Ability” visa is handed out like candy for foreign musicians and actors. (I know a dude who works for an immigration law firm doing pretty much nothing but writing EB-1 applications.) Calling it the “Einstein visa” is patently ridiculous; a modestly successful Slovenian model…

Donny talked to Putin and Putin promised, pinky promised he did not do anything wrong and Donny believes him. Don’t worry!

I am of mediocre attractiveness, and I am friends with a number of ladies who, because of weight or looks or whatever, have not had much (or any) romantic success. However, as women, we tend to focus this rejection inward, and don’t focus it as outward rage on all the handsome men we “deserve”.

I don’t think anyone trusts Trump to stay on this issue more than 24 hours. Schumer could introduce a bill containing only the things Trump endorsed today and Trump would be on Twitter at 3am screeching about how THE DEMOCRATS ARE COMING FOR YOUR GUNS!!!11!!!1

I’ve said this previously, but still bears repeating:

I would be willing to bet money that by tomorrow he’s saying “well of course you have to have a process you always have to have a process.” Like...those exact words.

Well she’s not in a state to mind, but she was a jolly lady who would be pleased to know her granddaughter was spreading her wisdom, I think, so carry on!

If you and your grandmother don’t mind, I might save that for future use.

Today’s Code 45* is a word for all seasons. It’s the Swiss Army knife of (barely) coded messages. If he would just decide that, from this day forward, no word other than this one will ever be followed by an exclamation point, we’d have it made. We could put the C45* machine on autopilot and go to sleep - safe in the…

“Officials in at least four countries have privately discussed ways they can manipulate Jared Kushner, the president’s son-in-law and senior adviser, by taking advantage of his complex business arrangements, financial difficulties and lack of foreign policy experience, according to current and former U.S. officials…