I’m astounded by how many people completely dismiss all of this. And you’ll never find a Jezebel devotee who will actually give you a well thought out response, as evidenced by the genius whose takeaway from what you supplied was simply the polygraph test.

I don’t for one minute believe that young Dylan (and Satchel Ronan for that matter) don’t believe the story they tell. Unfortunately it is just that - a story. Told to them so repeatedly (by a vindictive and duplicitous woman who proved that hell really does have no fury like a woman scorned) they now believe it as an…

I’m sorry, what? I’m from Malibu, and have NEVER (even when I went to college on the East Coast, even when I studied abroad) had people ask me that.

Thank you. I’ve been really sick for the last three days and reading this made me think I might be having a stroke. WTF?

Thanks for writing this. I read it 3 times and I still don’t understand the EPA portion of this piece.

You are correct. For a few years he was THE go-to guy for Dems on the Hill who wanted outreach to faith communities and, to a lesser extent, rural voters.

Jezebel and the former Gawker Media will never let clarity get in the way of their idea of sass and edgyness, journalism concerns be damned!

This piece is horribly written. Check out the linked Chicago Tribune story to actually understand it— it’s more of an embarrassing anecdote than anything salacious.

I really don’t get this.

I feel like the fact that your first comment misquoted the article means your opinion doesn’t matter to me. Threats aren’t nice.

It’s not just you. I have no doubt that virtually every normal human will experience at least some visceral satisfaction at seeing this predator torn apart in court. Following that, we must insist that reason and intellect take over if we are to at least maintain the illusion that we want to live in a civilized and…

Yep, “just me”:

Wonderful cathartic moment for the American viewer. We should have black-hooded men yelling Sadr! Sadr! after we hang him as well.

Um, please do your research before responding:

I assume MSU is about to be sued to hell and back over this. This is damage control.

Maybe it’s just me, but I didn’t like some of the comments the judge in this case made. It felt like watching a court in Egypt or Iraq where they brag about the punishment they’re about to give you. Also, insinuating that you wish you could have Nassar assaulted the way he did his victims? FFS.

As a Lansing resident, and former Spartan, I think it is well past time for her to go. The entire Board of Directors of MSU and anyone at the university who ignored or covered up Nassar’s crimes should also go. Ideally, I’d like to see some charges filed against them. I do NOT believe for one minute that she knew…

Yeah. What an awful workplace. Knowing that as a woman with IBS or gas issues, that people in the office would be talking behind your back like that.

You may well be right, but then again, she’s really not saying much there beyond “I will provide the competent defense you Constitutionally deserve” in a really long-winded manner. Note she makes no promise of victory.

Opioid crises.