I hope his mug shot is A) really flooded with light to the point of being neon and over-exposed!

I didn’t correct Hazel. I’m assuming her usage is correct - just based on a different way of pronouncing NYPD than I’m used to. And I’m curious what that other way actually is.

Whew, and not a moment too soon.

she was contacted by a NYPD detective

It’s all terrible. There are studies that show that the gap exists immediately after college. Two people who have the same degree and same experience will have different salaries for no reason other than their gender. And men who negotiate are seen as “go getters” and women are seen as “pushy bitches” so even having…

Not quite sure why everyone

I mean...she’s not wrong. On the other hand, the explosion of good content in the TV/streaming realm has largely rendered movies obsolete when it comes to storytelling in the way she is talking about - if I want to see a complex story told with nuance, I’d rather watch it play out over 10 or 12 hours on Netflix than…

But it was possible in years past for movies to make in the hundreds of millions while portraying realistic humans in realistic scenarios that could realistically happen on planet earth. That simply doesn’t happen anymore.

1) All verified accounts must be associated with a credit card, bank account, cell phone and “public email account”.

I think you’re thinking of bananas.

If you could sue over that, we’d all be rich.

“Investigative journalist” with only a paypal link. There are a lot of those on Twitter and they have an excess amount of self-esteem. One of them, who used to actually be a journalist and now is just a crazy guy on Twitter, became so jealous when I got published on an important site that he vowed to send a “dossier”…

“I think Florida should secede. Like, forcibly.”

You’re right, of course. If this behavior can be attributed to his head injury, all the snark is off base. The main thing is the wife and kid(s) are safe and if this guy needs help that he gets that.

IM NOT DEFENDING THIS GUY. WHAT HE DID WAS FUCKED UP. However-

Because I have an IQ greater than the sum of my fingers and toes (and honest to gosh not because I fantasize about killing anyone). I’ve already thought of 3-6 better ways to execute this plan.

Makes me glad I’m the kind of person that catches mice in my apartment and releases them in the attached barn, knowing they’ll…

I wonder if he did everything in life that prematurely.

My husband once said “If you really get mad at me, just leave. Don’t kill me, okay?”

Fucker couldn’t help himself. He thought he was so clever, he would toss in a dig while his wife fried. Real trailer park Bond villain, this one.

I think Florida should secede. Like, forcibly.