That’s the point. Guys like Bono will advocate for poverty stricken women in other countries because those women are no threat to their positions of privilege. Beyonce however has the power to render Bono to the pages of history and he is not ok with that.

Assuming that you’re right, there are two things that he still should be raked over flaming coals for:

Misogyny is everywhere. It certainly resides happily in Bono and always has. How horrified he’d be to hear that from anyone as he sits there sharing this misogyny with us. And god forbid white boys don’t get their rage, so much of it aimed directly at women and minorities. Their rage is the very best, transformative…

Our lead campaign at the moment is called Poverty Is Sexist. And there is another one called Girls Count. About 130 million girls can’t go to school who want to go to school.

Also, a lot of male rage might be, you know, directed at women. I’m cool with those songs not getting written.*

Oh fuck off. Women making music doesn’t have any impact on men making music. Also where is the genre where women can release their anger? Why do genres have to be dominated by a gender in order for music to be made? It makes zero fucking sense. Are teenage boys in their rooms with a guitar going “but I just CAN’T…

Dear Bono: Sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

Oh my mom told me. She told me repeatedly. But then I was like WHAT DO YOU KNOW, OLD LADY?

Oh no! How dare we discuss things related to the article! Other fashion trends in 2007! We’re only allowed to discuss things absolutely directly quotable in the article! NOOOOOOOOOO we broke the rulllleeeessss

I’m glad someone else out there judges Dutch like I do.

The other night at dinner, this girl was wearing a cold shoulder and her bra strap was hanging and digging into her arm.

I will never give up cardies over everything I wear. I’m 43 and I’m starting to think I’m ok with settling into all of my favorite looks (oh hay there short skirts and black tights and all things 90s) and make my peace with looking dated and old.

I COLLECT dem shits. You’d have to pry them from my cold dead hands.

I have always loved a damn cardigan. In high school I wore funny t-shirts with a cardigan over it. In the ‘80s. I still do that shit today. Because it’s the best. Dresses and cardigans. Everything with cardigans.

I just wear cardigans with dresses. I know it makes me look like a hipster princess, but I love cardigans

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Don’t be so shellfish.

I’d be ok with having the body I had in 2007 again, just none of the fashions, please!

I’m glad they’re back, because as someone with a rather short waist, low rise jeans actually fit me, whereas even mid-rise jeans come up too high on me, and high-rise jeans comes up to my ribs.

no...no...dear jesus god no...I was 22 and tan and had virtually no eyebrows in 2007 and I don’t wanna go back. I can’t go back.