As a woman who used to work in the food industry (as a server many years ago, then later as a pastry chef), I can confirm that the food business is very much a boys’ club. Heck, when I was a culinary student I was told by my male chef instructors to expect to work twice as hard as the men for the same respect, and to…

I hate going to the doctor, and the nurse yells for “ShortPale&Adequate”. People always stare, it’s embarrassing ;)

Between this and Louis CK’s Cinnabon bit, I’m starting to think that cinnamon buns are some kind of secret pervert symbology.

While his orange crocs may no longer be his top offense against humanity, they always suggested to me that he was sketch and probably pretty gross as a person.

Let me tell you, I was disgusted by these revelations, then I whipped up that cinnamon roll recipe, and whew! They were fantastic! Otherwordly.

Ha! It is indeed not my real name. ;)

No, I do not want more Mario. I want zero Mario, but apparently, I can’t have nice things.

😌 I was on the verge of ‘correcting’ you.

co-owner Steve Crane warned him: “Don’t even think about messing with the waitresses—they’ve been through hell with Mario.”

Bonus if the “treatment” is sex addiction. Yeah. Because that was the problem there.

I’m wondering how the Red Menace plans to “regain the trust” of women who he groped and slobbered on in the rape room. What does that involve, exactly? Do we even want to know?

Well, of course he had to self promote. Abusers are all about themselves.

“Although the identities of most of the individuals mentioned in these stories have not been revealed to me, much of the behavior described does, in fact, match up with ways I have acted.”

Or, put another way...

Came looking for SNS, stayed for disgraced TV chef. Way to take the situation seriously, big guy.

Both playing down his assault and trying to play up his “contributions to society”.

My cousin’s wife’s father walked out on their family when she was 13, moved to a different state, started a new family and never paid child support. His abandonment set her off on a path that included her having a baby at 15 with a now convicted child molester.

Best guess? She started going by Chrystal when it was big in rap songs but didn’t ask Jeeves how it was spelled?

I get a real bad vibe from the entire family. I remember reading about the emancipation and thinking her sister seems like a bad actor too.

The Ariel Winter parent saga seems really unfortunate all around. Her mother is clearly a piece of work, but where was her father when she was a minor? He just didn’t support her or take her in?

AND TMZ.