THIS IS EVERYTHING!! <3

2017 seems determined to be the version of the Grinch that isn’t bringing back all our toys, but all our garbage.

And the formal black attire is just so.........festive. Ugh.

“Well, she won’t touch you, sir. I mean, nobody will. Every kid we bring in here starts crying immediately and that eagle almost scalped you.”

Obama is the best. He doesn’t even have to do this stuff anymore but look at him, out and about. Meanwhile the shitstain in the White House is trying his best to destroy everything good in this world.

Can you imagine any child being that happy to see the dumpster fire currently occupying the White House? Children lose their damn minds getting to see Obama.

Masha’allah, there’s a video:

Now now, that’s quite unkind to Bo and Sunny.

Obama did the “two dogs in the Cross Hall” thing better:

I follow his now ‘retired’ official photographer on instagram (and you should too @petesouza) and it’s pretty much a regular sanity nostalgia tour. Souza’s descriptions of the scenes and taking the photos help too, but the photos themselves just are simultaneously comforting, and like a knife in the gut.

I refuse to feel bad for that woman. She knew exactly what she was getting into when she took the job. Fuck her woe is me bullshit.

“What on earth do they do?”

They probably will pay her through next month. Our tax dollars, hard at work 🙄

Heh, you’re right! I think they’ll keep paying her until January 20th, but told her to take her shit and split.

Have they said anything about how she was supposed to stay on until January but the SS terminated her pass now? Not that this whole thing isn’t hinky, but that’s what stood out to me.

She converted oxygen, sugars and fats into carbon dioxide and heat.

They also have devoted fans that follow them online who don’t care about the accusations.

I refuse to believe that this is a popular ‘breakout’ song.

I keep thinking “six-ix nine-ine?”  

How to young girls like this end up here? I work with a sex trafficking investigator, and her stories are absolutely sickening. First they prey on young vurnerable girls. Tell them how beautiful they are, shower them with gifts, money and attention. Sometimes this happens online, or right on the street. Nowadays, it…