Speaking of eating at work... If someone is eating at their desk and making loud chewing, crunching, smacking noises and not talking UNLESS there is a large gob of food in their gob, can I slap them without getting HR involved?

The “Japan National Team” thing is interesting. The international releases of the game don’t even have a licensed Japanese team (proper kit, crest, etc), only the JP version does.

I’ve never been sent anything like this for FIFA. Which makes me wonder whether EA simply pay more cash for better/more universal rights so that they don’t need to worry about stuff like this.

Sounds like you’ve spent a fair deal with both franchises over the years. Is it fair to say that it seems like career mode may never be a strength for either franchise? I play NBA2k and The Show and while the latter leaves a lot to be desired (I am on PS3 so maybe things are better on PS4), they both seem leagues…

It’s Konami, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

How long will the servers stay up for PES compared to FIFA since Konami recently shutdown PES 2014 severs?

I spent DAYS writing this, and could have spent a lot longer, but it would have run so long nobody would be bothered getting to the end. So if you’ve got a particular question about something I didn’t get to above, let me know and I’ll try and answer it!