But Bernie, some white guy on the internet told me they’re going to eventually send us all to space to live after we screw up our current habitat

Keep up the good fight man.  The work you guys do at NASA is inspiring.

I’m generally a fan of Bernie Sanders, but this has got to be one of the most “WTF” takes he’s ever made.

Sister Act II: Back in the Habit 

Watching every motion
In your solo lover’s game
On this endless ocean
Finally wanking know no shame

Turning and returning
To some painful place inside
Breathing in slow motion
As you turn around and say

Wanked my breath away
Wanked my breath away

Several, actually.

Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.

You get the bends from coming up too fast, not from going down.

Are we sure he didn’t have a stroke?

Really should tag this story “Jizmodo”

No wonder he was injured if it took four days to discharge.

Man, what kind of porn was he watching that was *that* exciting? I’m, uh... asking for a friend, of course...

Remember, always exhale while climaxing; never inhale. You’ll get the bends.

Evangelicals everywhere:  See!  We told you so!

Sad, where we live in a world where “The Factual Truth” is seen as just another political strategy or ploy.

That place is going to be a beach resort pretty soon.

But hurr, I’ll go out and find that one climate scientist that doesn’t believe in climate change, and his single study proves all the rest of you wrong! He even has a youtube video...

But won’t someone think of all the poor, unfortunate billionaires?! They have needs, too!

Can they save the seeds to ensure the survival?

The Ford book looks really interesting but I imagine it’ll be kind of a downer/disappointment because he didn’t really get to finish it.