But in a free unregulated market, companies will have to compete, and they will do what is best for the consumers, and pollution and contamination wouldn’t ever, ever, ever happen. It’s the free market hand at work! Let it do its job!

It’ll make the Navajo generating station cheaper to operate. That’s actually very much true. So there’s that on the pro column.

wow, I’m so shocked.

Even though Wendy’s isn’t involved in this fast food fight, Clara Peller’s spirit is finally at rest having learned “where’s the beef.”

Not really the same thing, obviously. Nobody is arguing that Sanders ascended bodily into Heaven. Not all assholes are racist.

I am Jack’s Complete Lack of Surprise.

Sanders was born in 1890 and lived in the south. He absolutely used the n word.

Also, abraham lincoln thought blacks were too stupid to hold public office, george washington killed prisoners of war, and the guy who wrote Charlie and the Chocolate factory wasn’t overly fond of the hebrews.

Old history people did not…

“Once I marry the Dairy Queen and seal the alliance between our kingdoms, our united armies will crush you like a bug, clown!”

I’m sure he was only his running mate because The Colonel was a fiscal conservative, but socially a liberal

I thought his family should’ve simply went with...

His legal first name is Papa. 

Add this specific episode into the pool of evidence that we live in a simulation and the programmer is having way too much fun.

Why is Wendy’s remaining silent on this? They are usually a beacon of truth in difficult times. 

It’s 2018 so I’m expecting a new “You come at the Colonel, you best not miss” KFC commercial by this time next week.

“I think it’s important to remember that, beyond the clear racism permeating our industry, there is also a worrisome trend towards an embrace of a return to monarchical feudalism, directly in conflict with our republican roots.”

- Ronald McDonald

Yea, maybe Papa should have taken the actual lesson to be learned from the ole’ Colonel, and the Southern Gentleman rulebook in general: keep your trash opinions to your goddamn self if you’re trying to sell stuff. Sanders’ was probably a bigot (hello, George Wallace runningmate?!) but he also knew damn well he…

Ideally, that would make sense.  But like Drew said, once you’re on the road you want to get to There.  If I stop I’m gonna have to pass the same assholes I passed an hour ago.

Do you want every road trip to take at least 2 days?  Then if not, make the kids stay in the seats.  It sucks, but otherwise the Conestoga wagons will be faster.

Seriously, without some sort of foul smelling sick, this trip was a piece of cake.

No puke or explosive diarrhea? Not a true road trip from hell.